Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
sex and a sandwich
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
sex and 4 sandwiches
Favorite Books:
i wait for the movie
What I Like To Do For Fun:
watch women masturbate on webcams. duh.
Favorite Songs:
theme song from Jaws
Favorite Movies:
backdoor sluts. but only 1, 2, 5 and 7.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
told a woman i loved her
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
is this a question?
Hobbies:
filling out webcam site profiles
Talents:
see above
Perfect Mate:
the one that leaves as soon as we're done
Perfect Date:
sex and a sandwich
Turn Ons/Offs:
on - see "favorite movies"
off - when a model asks "how's mood?"
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
There really isn't one