Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Drink, cuss, and have sex (physically or online)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) Attention
2) Sympathy
3) My phone
4) Evan Williams
5) Sexting
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Bond with my children over my hardships, unfair treatment from everyone else in the world, and poor health. Children NEED to know that I am at risk for cancer because of Crohns' and that I won't be around much longer due to high triglycerides. I tell them because it's in THEIR best interest to worry about ME.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Abused my wives verbally and emotionally
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The center of attention
Hobbies:
Fighting. I always have a fight going with my boss, guys at work, guys at lodge, my ex- wife, my current wife, I'll even sue the occassional hospital or cuss the average doctors' office because I'm always a victim.
Talents:
Hurting others & Breaking up my family.
Perfect Mate:
Petite red head who loves me and my family tremendously... AKA does everything I say until her entire existence becomes trying to keep me satisfied and not light my short fuse... AKA puts up with me.
Perfect Date:
Cussing, fighting, mad sex
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons include disgusting websites and conversations I hide from my wife. Despite my gross and CHRONIC sexting, cussing and attacking the woman who would have loved me tremendously for the rest of her life, I still believe I am a loving and loyal husband.