Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life is like free porn, you want it all but you soon realize how pointless it is.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
alcohol, drugs, porn, celine dion, lube
Favorite Books:
the menu at KFC
What I Like To Do For Fun:
throw cats out the window
Favorite Songs:
I will always love you - Celine Dion
Favorite Movies:
The Pedo Always Cums Twice /
I Have Candy Get In The Van /
Touched by A Stranger
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
being born
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in Celine Dion's mouth
Hobbies:
Collecting pubic hair from public restrooms
Talents:
self-felatio
Perfect Mate:
Any girl on MFC with a beard
Perfect Date:
...ends in a fight
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons: fake breasts / turn offs: fake breasts
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can count to 7
I hereby attest that everything in my profile is the absolute truth - Sir Boom
To All My Friends... I got You All In My Friend List No Matter What Was fun hanging with u .. cheers