Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Whatever I make it!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1.) Cheese,
2.) Art,
3.) Scrub Daddies,
4.) My Vibrator,
5.) Dancing
Favorite Books:
"1984",
"The Body Keeps The
Score",
"Set Boundaries, Find Peace"
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Mostly art, but I also like to wiggle. I love anything active or creative!
Favorite Songs:
All but country. Right now I'm really into electro swing!
Favorite Movies:
Burlesque,
Spirited Away,
Terrified of horror movies, so don't even ask
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Stole $600 worth of shit from the mall when I was 16 then got caught that same day stealing dildos from Spencers with my virgin friends. Its quite a great story actually, just ask lol
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I mean I guess Id be in New Zealand, but if I was there right now Id have nothin but broke self in the middle of some expensive country I illegally teleported to.
Hobbies:
Dancing,
Gaming (and by gaming I mean Minecraft and Sims 4),
Thrift Flipping,
Digital Art,
Photography and Modeling,
Board Games!
Talents:
- Shakin' that booty
-builds slightly above average Minecraft homes
-Burns scrambled eggs
Perfect Mate:
Silly! Genuine! An open mind and heart! Has extra long arms, dinosaur feet, 2 penises, and has an impressively large Yu-gi-oh collection.
Perfect Date:
We sip our hot coffee and watch the sunrise, I tell you you're the real sunshine, we exchange a deep kiss before I take your hand and pull you into the private jacuzzi.
In the steamy waters, we coyly discuss what turns us on, nervous laughter and intimate pauses between giggles. I pop out of the tub and urge you to wait, smirking with sexy intentions. You are enticed, and wait eagerly as I leave to arrange your sexy surprise.
After a minute or so, you catch a glimpse of yellow and red through the seafoam glass. Curious, you start to stand to go and investigate, and that's when I arrive.
I am in the sexiest hotdog suit your have ever seen. No disgustingly small feminine curves, just 2 beautifully soft buns and a hot steamy sausage coated in mustard like a
BangBros bukkake.
You already know what's about to go down, and you can't wait to take a bite.
Turn Ons/Offs:
My tastes are very Portland I'd say. I'm a switch who leans more submissive.
I'm an obedient sub, and a very princessy dom.
I don't like taking it in the butt, but I'll put it in *your* butt <3
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
If you feel like you want to get to know me. I mean I'd say that's valid. I don't judge, idk man.