Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Hell if I know. But I did see a good bumper sticker that said, "What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?" It makes you think.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, air, a roof over my head (or at least an umbrella so I don't get wet when it rains), clothes (you don't want me naked--nobody would be paying to see that).
Favorite Books:
A Confederacy of Dunces, by John Toole
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Besides play with myself? Um, let's see. I like to play various sports--even at my age. I like to read, mostly nonfiction. I enjoy cultural activities, such as museums and parks. I like to play with my dog, Pogo. (He likes that, too)
Favorite Songs:
Classic Rock
Classical
Favorite Movies:
Cool Hand Luke
The Jerk
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I shot my girlfriend. We were at a party. I guess I didn't realize how much she had been drinking. She told me she wanted to leave. But I was having a good time. So I shot her--with a shotgun. Fortunately, I had a good lawyer and was found legally insane. After weeks of therapy, the doctors pronounced me cured. I am much better now.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Romania. The sexiest woman I have seen on this site lives there. If I was there, we could meet in person and fall in love and live happily ever after. I would sweep her off her feet and bring her back to America. She would idolize me for bringing her to this paradise. Here, everyone lives in a big house with a two-car garage. So much different than eastern Europe.
Hobbies:
Sports, anything that uses a ball
Talents:
None whatsoever. And women can sense that. That is why I became a member here. Here, if you have tokens, pretty girls will talk to you, even if you are totally lacking in talents.
Perfect Mate:
myself. I dream of meeting myself, and sweeping myself off my feet.
Perfect Date:
What's a date? I suppose I would have to say December 5. That is my birthday.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: great smile, good humor, nice breasts (not necessarily in that order). Turn offs: rudeness, excessive interest in my finances.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
To know me is to love me.