Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Deadpan humor, dopamine, a dash of faith, and the ongoing cliche of living your truth.
You might now know or see immediate results if you're doing *it* right or what "right" even is but it's pretty easy to tell when you're doing things super wrong. Work from there.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The internet
Personal space
Adrenaline
Women
A sense of humor
Bonus: your tokens
Favorite Books:
Anything by Oscar Wilde, Kafka, or Oliver Sacks. Joan Didion, Bukowski.
Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto (duh)
Also: Man's Search for Meaning and The Rosie Project + sequels. Tons of poetry compilations. SLAVOJ ZIZEK
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Really, really boring shit.
You've been warned BUT here goes..
With others: I'm in greek life so of course drinking games, going on trips, hanging with my boys (btw I'm frat sweetheart, I don't have kids thankfully).
By myself: Watching CSPAN and yelling at it, spending time with my dog.
Favorite Songs:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Songs:Ohia
Counting Crows
Favorite Movies:
Creep
We Need To Talk About Kevin
Weiner
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Dive into sex work when I got fired in the middle of a pandemic.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Home.
Hobbies:
Talking too much and making stuff weird. Obsessed with politics and you
Talents:
Being naked. Pretending I know what I'm talking about. ;)
Flip cup. Tech stuff. Math. Academia. Kibbitzing.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who can pay me enough to make this not my job. (Hey, it said "perfect" not "realistic")
Perfect Date:
Smoke weed with me in an Ikea bathroom or something. I do realize that is heavily specific.
Just any low-key adventure really.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I have turn-ons aplently but mostly mutual benefit and knowing I'm performing well and frustrating/pleasuring men.
Being listened to is cool every now and then too
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a never-ending bundle of surprises and statistical algorithms.
Oh, and I'm fun in bed too.