Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, food, water, heat and my heart (no I'm not being sentimental, I literally cant live without a fucking heart)
Favorite Books:
Pop up books
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Masterbaking. Yeah fuck you muffins! I cooked the living shit out of you
Favorite Songs:
The one that goes like bum bum bah dee bah... I can't remember what its called tho.
Favorite Movies:
VHS
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The whales stomach from that Pinocchio story, shit looked fun.
Hobbies:
Ring A-Round the rosey, hookie pookie and duck duck goose
Talents:
Being all sorts of amazing.
Perfect Mate:
Someone that doesn't suck at life, kindofa preference of mine
Perfect Date:
The one that doesn't end with my tires slashed.
Turn Ons/Offs:
girls with a brain, chicks with dicks, girls that don't like me, girls that like me, being underage, crashing into a wall..... I'll let you figure which ones are ons and which ones are offs
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Cause you cant get an STD by just talking to me.... I think.