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about me
Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop.
It's her father's business. She's Tiffany.
I say no. We make love all night.
In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.
I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her.
Besides, I like the cold.
Thirty years later, I get a postcard.
I have a son and he's the chief of police.
This is where the story gets interesting.
I tell Tiffany to meet in Paris by the Trocadero...
She's been waiting for me all these years.
She's never taken another lover.
I don't care.
I don't show up.
I go to Berlin.
That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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