TheMoistMaker
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Profile Headline:
I tend to not human well.
Last Login:
within 7 days
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About Me
Username:
TheMoistMaker
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Blue
City:
The Internet so plenty of room to avoid me.
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
I spend most of my time occupying my chair.
School:
I spent some time sitting in chairs in locations like that too.
Favorite Food:
Tea.
Pets:
Two small furry death machines.
Automobile:
Not until I have to.
About Me:
Ask RoomToAvoid. For-her-st impressions are most important.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
life
/lf/
noun
1.
the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life"
the existence of an individual human being or animal.
"a disaster that claimed the lives of 266 people"
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen. Water. Food. Non-lethal environmental circumstances. A location to deliver terrible jokes to.
Favorite Books:
Wheel of Time series. Night Angel Trilogy.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Procrastinate and be indecisive. Plus whatever this is.
Favorite Songs:
I'm not musically inclined enough to have one.
Favorite Movies:
This where I am supposed to make the joke about my porn collection I think.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I'm too boring to do crazy things.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hmmm... that just land me in jail after she calls the cops. Need to be careful with magical genie wishes.
Hobbies:
Don't think I have any but I tend to feel hobbies require a high level interest in the subject and thus would think most people have less hobbies than they think. Recreational activities would be - computer gaming, reading manga, books, reading some forums and the occasional Youtube meandering.
Talents:
Confusing people apparently.
Perfect Mate:
Someone with the patience of a Saint.
Perfect Date:
''That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.''
Turn Ons/Offs:
Beautiful eyes that can pierce or entice. A lovely smile. Voice whos moans can run shivers down your back. Wonderfully sculpted ass displayed artistically. Gorgeous hair tossed about full of life. Breasts upon which the sense of sucking on the Fountain of Life can be found. Legs you'd wish to run a marathon upon with tongue and hand. ....am I being too specific or too general???
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
To properly understand why you dislike me.
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TheMoistMaker
Awww, hiiams came back to reread my profile so they could know me better!!!
hiiams
Replying to your own message wall is extremely wrong on so many levels. No wonder nobody likes you!
plymouthfkhd6
Spooky is being immature for no reason in defense of this message board
SweetJoint
Posts the same 3 top models over and over with unfunny unoriginal observations. ASD. Loves Hiiams. Avoid.
TheMoistMaker
You know hiiams now that I think about it maybe that is you complimenting me by claiming I fluff asses and Greatest Of All Time types. Alas I only can dream of touching my of the great donkeys and goats of MFCs.
hiiams
This guy is a donkeys and goats fluffer!
TheMoistMaker
Well he seems cheery and helpful... you must hate his guts, GimpeD.
GimpeD
Spam 
TheMoistMaker
Thank you for your kind offer of succour and shelter in a time of need Oh Guardian Anal-gel. Though I must profess confusion at it being if wanted by the FBI. No other law agencies count then... hmmmm, I think FBI might stand for Frisky Bastard Inspectors.
JaneDoe_
Sir, I just want to say that if your dick is ever wanted by the FBI, you can always hide it in me.
Squee_Noir
this guy fucks