Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Philosophers have been debating this for thousands of years. I doubt that we'll be working out the answer on a fucking porn site!
Favorite Books:
Anything by Cormac Goddamn McCarthy!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Live music and booze, mostly...
Favorite Songs:
Lo-fi rock'n'roll.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I'm not gonna admit to THAT!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I probably would be with some girl instead of hanging out on a webcam site. (No offense, but I'm not gonna take home anyone reading this...but maybe we can pretend now and then.)
Oh well, c'est la vie, right?
Hobbies:
Thinking way too much for my own good.
Talents:
Deceiving people into thinking I have talent, mostly...
Perfect Mate:
Mate? There's probably a dozen better words for this than mate. What is this, fucking biology class?
Perfect Date:
At this point? Anything that doesn't lead to me walking home and going, "That was a mistake..."
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
None of you are gonna get to know me. Sometimes I like to toy with the idea that you might...but we all know that's not the reality.