Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Immerse in the simulation and re-aggregate God-consciousness.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Internet,
Internet,
Internet,
Family (which isn't a "thing"),
Maslow's bottom rung.
Favorite Books:
The Crying of Lot 49,
It's Kind of A Funny Story,
The Curious Incident of The Dog In The Night-Time,
The Fabric of The Cosmos
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Buy inspiring shit I don't need on AppSumo.
Favorite Songs:
From Atrium Carceri to Doja Cat
Favorite Movies:
I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK;
Parasomnia
Hobbies:
Stopping in the middle of dozens of projects and buying shit for hobbies I don't do.
Talents:
Unrivaled procrastination and binge productivity.
Perfect Mate:
Dark hair, knowing eyes, and an inner world rife with dissociation.
Perfect Date:
I want to join the 62-Mile High Club. Help me out, Elon.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On:
Vascular forearms,
Pale skin,
Intense stares,
Doing what I say,
Ignoring your text messages
Off:
Ineffective Google-fu
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm pretty neat and I do stuff sometimes.