Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Irony
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, shelter, love, but I do love strippers
Favorite Books:
History of Hell by Alice K. Turner, Dream of Reason, Lord of the Flies, Paradise Lost, A Midsummer Nights' Dream, Hamlet, Othello, Breathers by SG Browne, World War Z
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Work, come here
Favorite Songs:
Cee-lo's new album is awesome.
Favorite Movies:
Princess Bride, Dawn of the Dead, anything Clint Eastwood
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
It's hard to sort them
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Here
Hobbies:
Isn't this site a hobby? I make zombie movies for a living, it's hard to have hobbies when your work is so much fun
Talents:
Can fit zombies into any situation
Perfect Mate:
She's gotta get me
Perfect Date:
Right girl, cheap date, I like to bullshit and make jokes
Turn Ons/Offs:
2 things turn me off, penis and cigarettes in that order
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a certifiable genius, but I'm fun