Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
mostly to have orgasms
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
porn
nekkidness
porn with nekidness in it
nekkid people in porn
the end
Favorite Books:
The life and times of Kelly Marchand
What I Like To Do For Fun:
get undressed
Favorite Songs:
The kind about sex
Favorite Movies:
The porn kind
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I never do crazy things. I'm perfectly rational. Clearly.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Naked in a bed watching porn on the beach with a spliff
Hobbies:
Convincing people to come look at me naked
Talents:
Mostly being naked and I make good smoothies
Perfect Mate:
Myself
Perfect Date:
idk, walking on the beach or some shit
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Myself
Turn Offs: Bad hygiene, Begging in free chat because it makes me un-horny, ear wax
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
mostly because i look good naked