Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To spread joy to those in need. Truly, That has always been my mission, whether its through food (I used to be a chef), my stand up comedy, or titty pics, its all about producing serotonin aka joy in others.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Ice cream
The ocean
Meat
My special toys
My floof
Favorite Books:
Any title that someone I respect or is successful recommends to me :)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like to cook, watch stand up, disassociate on the interweb, I like to shoot guns and bowl from time to time..I hit the gym 5 days a week so lifting is something I enjoy too.
Favorite Songs:
My taste in music coming from a very musical family, is all over the map. Probably staying away from country unless its Marty Robbins or Johnny Cash. Ive been listening to a lot of Beach boys lately to be honest Aruba, Jamaica, do ya wanna take me?
Favorite Movies:
I didnt grow up with the TV so Im pretty behind on a lot of cinema but Im open to any recommendations. Ive seen a lot of the classics of course, But theres just so many to catch up on! Send those recommendations my way!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Moved across the country by myself when I was 18 with nothing but my car and a few bucks. Best decision of my lifeget out of your home town for fucks sake. Waitare these suppose to be sexy answers? Ummm..the craziest sexual thing Ive done is masturbate on a carnival ridelike an intense one. Lol, that shit was crazy.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Tropical beach anywhereI dont care if thats basic. I wanna coconut and aqua water and a bikini and a man to rub me down with sunscreen. Ill rock your world for that.
Hobbies:
I like to stay active, I write and perform stand-up comedy as a side project. I adore my full-time job as a creative Director so it is my work and my hobby.
Talents:
Im good at almost everything risking sounding insanely egotistical. Im confident in what Im confident in, and I have no problem excepting defeat in the areas I am less skilled. Im horrible at chess, Ill admit.
Perfect Mate:
Equally vivacious yet tender and rational. Im uncensored yet calculated. Someone who is humorous, confident in themselves and our relationship. Communication is my kink.
Perfect Date:
The perfect date is one of normal activities that you find to be joyous with that person. Obviously a tasty meal, arent we all foodies after all? Go explore a funky new antique shop, do some house projects weve been neglecting that will significantly improve our living space, or maybe well go string up some hammocks underneath the pier on the pylons and dangle our toes in the water while you finger me with people all around blissfully unaware of our shenanigans
Turn Ons/Offs:
If youre going to be a douche bag, just make sure youre a douche bag that can dish it and take. Turn off is not being able to receive the same energy that you give with the same expectation of response.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im like a small business. Im able to give you that special one on one intimate customer service unlike the large corporations. We value quality over quantity here at my small pussy business. Just kidding, the point is I am very real and I think my authenticity and newness to the cam world probably peaks throughIll let you be the judge. Im insanely single and have all the time to give to the right oneswelll not alll the time, I have a day job, part of that whole Im a real person not a professional thing remember?