kidneystones
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Profile Headline:
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
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About Me
Username:
kidneystones
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
247 pounds
Height:
71 inches
Age:
46
City:
parts unknown
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Occasional
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Full-Time Dreamer
School:
School of Hard Knocks
Favorite Food:
Mongolian BBQ
Pets:
A Cat I Rescued From Destruction
Automobile:
Yes
About Me:
I already told you way too much!
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Favorite Models:
SluttyNerdBBW
Scifi_Sally
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Porn
Weed
Caffeine
My Car
The Internet
Favorite Books:
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut
Anything by Richard Brautigan
A Confederacy of Dunces
Most of Garth Ennis' Output
Johnny Got His Gun
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Masturbate
Smoke Weed
Go to Movies
Listen to Podcasts
Drive
Favorite Songs:
Ramones
Kenny Rogers
The Mountain Goats
The Statler Brothers
Frank Zappa
Favorite Movies:
Eating Raoul
The Last Temptation of Christ
Terror Firmer
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
UHF
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Drove to Nebraska on a whim.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Austin, Texas.
Hobbies:
Masturbating
Smoking Weed
Watching Movies
Attending Roller Derby
Collecting Vinyl
Talents:
Masturbating
Smoking Weed
Playing the Kazoo
Telling Lame Jokes
Solving the Puzzle on Wheel of Fortune before they do
Perfect Mate:
Cute, Smart, and Refuses to Take Shit from Anybody, especially me.
Perfect Date:
Spending the afternoon at a bookshop, checking out a movie in the evening, dinner at a diner, back to my place for coffee and more.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-Ons: Red Hair, Glasses, Big Boobs, Intelligence, Sense of Humor
Turn-Offs: Piercings, Non-Readers, Jay Leno Fans, Arrogance, Stupidity
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
The anonymity of the Internet assures me you won't know anything I don't want you to know.
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SluttyNerdBBW
Awesome 
AMAZONCAXXX
Ty bb no forget you!
StephTheGeek023
<3
Scifi_Sally
As Olive Oyl or Wendy Torrance? 
Scifi_Sally
Are you trying to say I look like Shelley Duvall? ARE YOU, KIDNEY!??
Scifi_Sally
Kidney, YOU ARE SAVED! I'm glad the spirit of Sally ran through you like bad Mexican food.