kingoftown
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Profile Headline:
He who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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3 years ago
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About Me
Username:
kingoftown
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Age:
47
City:
Cleveland, you gotta be tough.
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Married
Occupation/Major:
Nap Taker
School:
Go Herd!!
Favorite Food:
Taco Tuesday
Pets:
Nope
Automobile:
Is actually a bicycle
About Me:
God Damn do I love sarcasm. I'm usually stoned. I'm an ass man. I hate phonies. Feel free to send me money.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Just don't be a fucking idiot. Cocaine is for assholes and frat boys. Don't be a phoney. Leave my stuff alone and we'll get along great.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic. And Headphones I Guess.
Favorite Books:
Hunter Thompson, Chuck Klosterman, Charles Burns, Catcher in the Rye, The Beach, Flowers for Algernon, Biographies, The Art of Happiness, The Maxx, Henry Rollins.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
*see hobbies and talents.
Favorite Songs:
Primus, Frank Zappa, The Band, Phish, Led Zeppelin, Tool, My Morning Jacket, Gorillaz, The Secret Machines, Beastie Boys, Morphine, Pink Floyd, Anything Jack White happens to be doing, The Ramones, Reggie Watts, Iron Maiden, The Roots, Daft Punk, Cake, Monster Magnet,
Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, True Romance, Wes Anderson stuff, Clue, Star Wars, Mindless Will Ferrell stuff, Coen Brothers, Kevin Smith, 70's exploitation, dirty filthy porn.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Currently, it would be this one time that I spent well over an hour creating a profile on a webcam site that I jerk off to. What a world, what a world.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If I could somehow combine a nice summer Primus show while rimming my wife in Fiji all together at the same time. That would be a great place to be.
Hobbies:
Going to concerts, Smoking joints, Geocaching, Napping, Poker, Grab Ass, Masturbation, Legos, Making fun of hippies, Howard Stern, The Ocean, Smoothies, Loud music.
Talents:
Joint Smoking, Grab Ass, Procrastination, Snooze Button, Complaining, Ass Worship, High Fives.
Perfect Mate:
I found her. I married her. I squeeze her ass daily.
Perfect Date:
Perfect date?? Is this a high school girl survey. Who knows, but it would probably include sticky weed, loud live music, some grab ass, probably a smoothie in there somewhere and hopefully ends with me cumming on my wife's ass.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons - Ass and everything ass related, minus the doody. A little belly on a girl. Pierced nipples. Vag.
Turn Offs - Complainers. Bitching. Self Centered. Phoney.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm just a swell guy. I'm both fun and funny. I'm loyal and will happily call bullshit when needed. I've usually got pot and I like to share. I'm good at keeping secrets. Master high fiver!
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lovely_eli
hey bb i miss you