Meaning of Life:
'To thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man' ... 'Have more than though showest; speak less than thou knowest; lend less than thou owest.'
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
food and toilet paper... and my amazon wishlist for models to buy me stuff, and premiums are welcome to buy me stuff too!!!
http://amzn.com/w/3W3CGPT3MW4SP
Favorite Books:
the dictionary
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Zoolander, Garden State, Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Superbad, The Green Mile, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, The Other Guys
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
steal a road sign... in the middle of the day
-> i just read that again and maybe it wasnt as crazy as i thot it was :P
also i drank a bottle of chulula hot sauce for 10 dollars... that was a mistake o.O
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Greenwich Village, Seattle, San Diego, or Washington D.C., Amsterdam
Hobbies:
basketball, fantasy sports, mastribation, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball.
Talents:
making people laugh
Perfect Mate:
Must know how to talk real good and nice. STD-free is preferable, but not a must. BYOM - Bring Your Own Money cuz i aint payin for jack shit. Also, open bewbs is a plus, mmmmm bb.
Perfect Date:
March 15th, because the weather is nice. Not too hot or too cold, just right.
Turn Ons/Offs:
ons: good hygiene, someone who stays in shape/takes care of their body, intelligence, sense of humor, and ass smacks.. offs: the exact opposite of what i just said; most of all pretentiousness
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
because i'll make you laugh