mayapetite
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All natural, slightly bonkers gal! Come and chill with me, I know some cool dad jokes!
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About Me
Username:
mayapetite
CamScore:
2017
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
60 kilos
Height:
156 centimeters
Age:
23
Country:
United Kingdom
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Occasional
Drink:
Occasional
Pets:
I'm a crazy cat lady and foster kittens on a regular basis!
Tags:
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I feel like once we know the true meaning of life, there will no longer be any point living. The whole point of being alive, in my opinion, is to find the meaning. Maybe that's the key to living over a 100? Just not giving a fuck about the meaning.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
A heavy duvet that will undeniably make me sweat my tits off, a good pair of comfy leggings, an optional cat to make up for my lack of heated blanket, a stomach full of food and Mr Nightmare on youtube.
Favorite Books:
I usually do a lot more writing than I do reading, and most of the books I like are from back in my childhood. Seperating art from the artist, I really love Harry Potter. Most of what I read now is my own work, in a vain attempt to try and get some editing done when my writers block is fucking my up the asshole.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I love to go dog walking, read books, write and generally just scream into the never ending abyss. I don't know if I class it as 'fun' but I also think of a lot of philosophical questions on the daily, and never can really get my head around why we, as humans, even exist. Fun!
Favorite Songs:
I'm more of an indie listener. But if I have a go to band it will definitely be the Beatles.
Favorite Movies:
Anything spoopy.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
There are a lot. I'm what most would call a 'mad lad'.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be fucking a pope somewhere with a massive strap on, while dressed as a nun.
Hobbies:
Writing, dog walking, pottery, crafting, knitting, embroidery - basically I'm a 60 year old grandma trapped in the body of a 20 year old? Whoops?
Talents:
I'm super book smart and have a pretty photographic memory when it comes to textual studies. I went to university at 16, and if I didn't decide to become a whore on the internet, I would probably have become the countries youngest female neurosurgeon. Oh well! I gotta use my tits while I still have them.
I can also play various instruments, and my dirty talk makes men cum in less than 5 minutes. Without the need for me to get naked.
Perfect Mate:
What am I? An alpha wolf?
Perfect Date:
That huge dog rescue shelter that is basically an island. And you giving me a thousand pounds to just leave me there, with the dogs.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love intellectual conversation, or just conversation and banter in general. A demanding man turns me off and makes my pussy shrivel up and die, but a man who actually treats me like a human being will make my panties drop to the end of the world.
Generosity is also a very big thing for me. And someone who can deal with my snarky nature is a must.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I find this question a bit weird, if you can even call it a question. I think I'm a generally really chill person to be around and can hold a conversation about literally ANYTHING. I'm very... opinionated, and love a good old health debate with someone until they get blue in the face. It helps me sleep at night.
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