Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
cliches are good....42.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and lately my ipod.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sit in my room alone masturbating with my tears.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sometimes I use my left hand to jerk off. AND I sit on it first to make it go numb.
Talents:
I CAN pound a nail through a six inch board with my penis. Right now.
Perfect Mate:
Body temperature.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
For the girls on here, umm I tip? Usually. Sometimes. Ok, not that often. But I'll make you laugh. Probably.
For the guys on here, get off my page. Fag.