Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Pizza sex (google it)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Pizza, orgasms, weed, playtime, luv
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, 50 Shades of Gray
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Snapchat, ride bikes
Favorite Songs:
Mary had a Little Lamb
Favorite Movies:
Tusk
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
One time I ate two whole pizzas in 1 and a half hours
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Cuba
Hobbies:
Wedgie picking in public
Talents:
I can fart the alphabet
Perfect Mate:
Short, fat, hairy, bad teeth, rank odor, engaged, wears too much hair product
Perfect Date:
Pizza and water park
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs: being conventionally attractive
Turn ons: questionable hygiene
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Pizza