Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Shacking up for days and fucking until were too tired to even look at each other ;)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
-Air
-Water
-Food
-Clothing
-A roof over my head
-Someone to squeeze on my booty at night
Favorite Books:
I love comedy sci fi/fantasy (think Tom Holt/Terry Pratchett); regular sci fi (currently working through everything Octavia Butler ever wrote); novels set in Victorian England (yes I am a Jane Austen girl); and lots in between! More than anything I love sharing recommendations for books with people. Please tell me what youre reading and what you love about it!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like to be outside and will do just about anything that involves being outside. Biking, hiking, kicking around a ball, flying a kite, idgaf. I also love to cook, love to read, love spending time w/ my friends, taking care of my plants, and sleeping.
Favorite Songs:
My music taste has ADHD just like me! I go through seasons where Im listening to the same album again and again, then seasons where I dont wanna hear the same thing twice. I love taking a song request from the chat and making the perfect Spotify queue. Yeah, Im one of those assholes ;)
Favorite Movies:
My favorite movie of all time, unironically, is the live action Grinch movie. Im also working my way through everything Christoper Guest has ever directed and every 90s rom com I can get my hands on.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once had sex in traffic :) we were in a hurry to get home and fuck, but couldnt wait.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Theres a salt mine/theme park Turda, Romania. At the bottom of the mine, theres a small black pond you can row a boat around. Its weirdly peaceful and creepy at the same time, and it feels like another world. Id love to be there :)
Hobbies:
Im a hobby collector, but I never master any of them! Right now Im playing kendama, learning guitar, hula hooping, cross stitching, and making cards to send my loved ones (support the USPS!)
Another hobby of mine (that I have mastered) is doom-scrolling through Reddit. Please dont ask me to show you how.
Talents:
Im not sure Im great at it, but I love doing impressions and silly characters. I can sing pretty well, which you may hear if you catch me stoned and vibin away when Im streaming late at night.
On a sexier note- Im great with my mouth, loving giving instructions, and can now officially squirt! Yay!
Perfect Mate:
I dont believe in the perfect mate! I believe there are myriad ways for us to love one another well, but that no one person can be perfect for another. Ive had more than one soul mate in my lifetime and I hope to find a few more! How lucky would that be?
Perfect Date:
Lets meet at the park on a warm, sunny day and get stoned, maybe go for a walk and then lay on a blanket and eat snacks while we talk about nothing. Maybe come back to my place and make out. Maybe shack up for days and fuck until were too tired to even look at each other. Who knows!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Im turned on by humor more than anything. Make me belly laugh and Im yours <3 and especially so if you can find a way to make me laugh while being dirty, even better.
I like being objectified, but cherished. For example: you can finish on my tits and call me a lil cum slut while you do it, but only if you love on them first and give them lots of kisses and licks.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am smart n funny n stuff- also my tits are really cool and my ass is *chef's kiss* perfect.