Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
grudge who grudge you
kick bite fuck
GTL
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
bullwhip, strap on, duct tape, vinyl gloves, can do attitude
Favorite Books:
Tomie, The Devils of Loudun, Salem's Lot, High Spirits
What I Like To Do For Fun:
humiliate bitch men, stomp balls, talk shit, bake fancy edibles
Favorite Songs:
Sisters of Mercy, Clan of Xymox, Eyehategod (i fucking know don't come for me) and Amy Winehouse. and George Clinton.
Favorite Movies:
slashers, ghosts, blood, guts.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
graduated high school and paid money to do it all over again
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
chilling, smoking a blunt with my toes in ur mouth
Hobbies:
eating, fucking, dancing, making creepy music, tending my herbs, and trying to convince everyone I meet to listen to Last Podcast on the Left.
Talents:
opera singer, dirty fighter, meaner than anyone you've ever met but only if you earn it.
and i can smoke you into a coma.
Perfect Mate:
9 ft tall, horn implants, bad tattoo of his mom on his chest and his ex's name above his cock, kicking in my door with a fat sack of mcdonalds.
Perfect Date:
see "Perfect Mate" section and put us by a mall fountain, where we're fighting really loud bc he promised me he'd stop shoplifting but he thought it was romantic to get me that belt i liked from hot topic. the security guard approaches...
he doesn't look happy...
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn offs: little dick behavior, demands, not funny but thinks they're funny
turn ons: big dicks, thinks they're funny and is funny, hot older butch women, heavy natural tits, and guys who clean their bathrooms
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
it would be ur honor