Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
to have the most fun for the longest possible time
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
potatoes, my dog, black eyeliner, caffeine, my notebook
Favorite Books:
Light In August, As I Lay Dying, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Player Piano, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Fight Club, The Great Gatsby, Heart of Darkness, White Oleander, The Bible, The Things They Carried, Frankenstein, Flight Behavior, Jesus Interrupted, The Love You Make, Black's Law Dictionary, The Checklist Manifesto, Genome, The Fabric of the Cosmos
What I Like To Do For Fun:
drive around with my windows down listening to loud music, watch YouTube, read some of these books my dad keeps giving me, paint, write, sing in the shower, work out, talk about myself, logic puzzles, video games, avoid responsibility
Favorite Songs:
Rilo Kiley, Broadway Musicals, Ariana Grande, Bleachers, CHVRCHES, Shawn Mendes, Florence & The Machine, country songs if they give me feelings, high-energy pop I'll never know the names of, Taylor Swift, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Amy Shark, George Ezra, Billie Eilish, Miley Cyrus, sometimes doo-wop from the 60s and sometimes K-pop
Favorite Movies:
The Breakfast Club, Inception, Interstellar, 500 Days of Summer, Deadpool (all), Star Wars (most), Harry Potter (bout half), Beetoven, Mrs. Doubtfire, Shawshank Redemption, Rudy, almost any movie about sports really, Forrest Gump, Fried Green Tomatoes, Juno, Wall-E, Garden State, The Royal Tenenbaums, Wedding Crashers, Tombstone, A Knight's Tale, Moulin Rouge, Men In Black, all the Fast & Furious movies, anything where The Rock saves anybody, anything where Jason Statham beats the crap out of somebody, and anything where Keanu Reeves shows up.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
sneaking into Bryant-Denny Stadium drunk on tequila, woke up in a friend's closet wearing nothing but a bra and a snuggie, got in a fight in a publix, got kicked out of a bar because an Auburn fan wouldn't SHUT HIS WHORE MOUTH, worked for FEMA, taught a girl that women could masturbate, started an mfc account
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be right here in my room on my phone duh
Hobbies:
scrolling through instagram cake decorating videos, watercolor painting, eyeliner, cookies, trying to lose 10 pounds, getting boyfriends, getting girlfriends, flaking on plans, decorating, label makers, putting things in my amazon cart, buying cheap lingerie on chinese websites, taking selfies, rearranging my room, defending Guy Fieri
Talents:
hand-lettering, winged eyeliner, dropping my phone, forgetting to text back, accidentally being naked on a snapchat video, giving head, being a Unicorn, dirty talk, keeping way too many books, buying weird cheap things at antique stores, making wonderlands, avoiding laundry
Perfect Mate:
someone who lets me be who I am and laughs at my jokes.
Perfect Date:
this next episode of stranger things
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn-ons: dirty talk, good sense of humor, chill af, spanks like he means it, adventurous, playful, high-energy, can pick me up and toss me around, neck kisses
turn-offs: over-sensitivity, telling me to be quiet, being mean to my dog, refusing to eat pussy, not letting me get another margarita okay THEY BROUGHT MORE CHIPS
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fun as hell and you'll never get bored.