Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
birth control, diet coke, TV, the internets, hitachi magic wand
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
yeah, like i'd ever commit THAT to the internet (...good try, NSA.) ;)
Hobbies:
teasing boys, poker, people-watching, TV, hockey, shopping, teaching my dog to speak English, time-travel
Perfect Mate:
rich with a heart condition.
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons:
generosity, good hygiene, respect, big dicks, bigger brains, having good manners & a dirty sense of humor + also understanding which is appropriate at what time, musicians, scientists, engineers, chefs, nerds of all stripes.
turn offs:
cheapskates, bad breath, whiners, harassment, time-wasters, misogynists, racists, people who can't follow directions, people who say "supposobly"
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
"...they're real and they're SPECTACULAR!"
(PS: they are 38Gs!)