Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Watch the movie Glitter while on 4 cans of Michelob Light and you'll see.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. The smell of lithium
2. Rhinestones
3. Nosehair
4. Give me a few to think of a fourth one...
5: Fax machine toner
Favorite Books:
How to Score with Women on MFC, More Tips on How to Score with Women on MFC, The Complete Guide to Scoring with Women on MFC, Wikipedia Guide to Scoring with Women on MFC
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Cake and sodomy
Favorite Songs:
classical J-Pop, Genie in a Bottle by Britney Spears
Favorite Movies:
Legally Blonde 2, anything Tyler Madea
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Went to work one day...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be in my ex girlfriends arms, trying to rip them off. Not bitter, it's just a fetish.
Hobbies:
counting ceiling tiles, organizing sock drawers
Talents:
folding chairs
Perfect Mate:
you *cough*
Perfect Date:
We break into a bank and bathe naked in the safe's cash supply, then fornicate for hours in the bank manager's office while holding him at gunpoint, possibly inviting him to play with us. Then I kiss you goodnight with a dead rose that wreaks of 1980's cologne.
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn-ons: ceiling sex, skateboard sex, calculator foreplay, hairnet oral.
turn-offs: phone booths.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
The cake was a lie.