Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
the need to breed
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
oxygen, cigarettes, <oxymoron hahaha... orgasms, the smell of fresh cut grass, and real, non-rubber, throbbing without batteries or electricity, warm, cum spitting cock
What I Like To Do For Fun:
have fun
Favorite Songs:
anything but jazz
Favorite Movies:
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Joe Dirt, Fried Green Tomatoes, Anchorman
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
hahahaha... that'll cost ya
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be on a cock, but you guys don't wanna see that do you? and furthermore, this site doesn't allow male cocks on my cam so.....
Hobbies:
sex, cooking, masterbation, sewing/needle-work, perfecting my blow job skills, puzzles/brain teasers, creating new sexual positions, reading....
Talents:
playing the skin flute, i can read animals' minds, my throat doesn't bottom out, and....'I have a BRILLIANT personality!'
Perfect Mate:
a mute nympho with a shit ton of $$$$!!!!!! lol
Perfect Date:
september 4th, 1876
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons- watching porn...specificly when there is hard fucking & the cum shot, all over body kisses, male strip tease.
turn offs- jungle bush (i already flossed this morning..), fake tits, hearing 'show me your tits!' without even a please.... you'll catch more bees with honey ;)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm SOoOoOoOoOOOO damn boring!