sooner2424
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Profile Headline:
I swear I would be a genius, if I stopped listening to my penis
Last Login:
8 years ago
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About Me
Username:
sooner2424
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Gray
Height:
83 inches
Age:
47
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Medical Courier
School:
Oklahoma University
Favorite Food:
italian
Pets:
2 dogs, 1 cat
Automobile:
Nissan Altima
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
This is just a big clusterfuck. Take some enjoyment where you can find it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
I phone, Weeds, rainy days, illegal downloads, and ROOFIES!
Favorite Books:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest... Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Earlier Stephen King stuff, The Onion, alot of non-fiction.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Gamble. And recently I've started to get into nun-punching. It's exactly what it sounds like.
Favorite Songs:
Pink Floyd, Ween, Nic Cave and the Bad Seeds, Crass, Johhny Cash, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Pavement, Tool, Pulsifer, NWA, Too Short, Tupac, Eminem, Awolnation, La Coka Nostra, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Tori Amos, The White Stripes, Queens of the Stone Age, The Cure, Neutral Milk Hotel, Modest Mouse, Flight of the Conchords, Stephen Lynch, System of a Down, They Might Be Giants, The White Stripes, Rasputina, A Perfect Circle, Nirvana, Mazzy Star, Jurassic 5, Jon Lajoie, Gillian Welch, Ghostland Observatory, Cake, Alice in Chains, Mr. Bungle, Gorillaz...
Favorite Movies:
Magnolia, There Will Be Blood, Gran Torino, The Unforgiven, Reign Over Me, Punch Drunk Love, Pink Floyd's The Wall, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, True Romance, Labryinth, 25th Hour, Owning Mawhoney, Love Liza, Borat, Shawn of the Dead, The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest... this list could go on and on...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Drove 30 hours straight after drinking a bunch of energy drinks.
Hobbies:
Hold Em.
Talents:
Performing elaborate, sexually charged finger puppet shows at local bus stations for tips.
Perfect Mate:
A woman with curves that can make me laugh. Or any Nun that's a slow learner.
Perfect Date:
Some McNuggets and a couple of lies later, and we're back at her place. After 20 minutes, I'm hitting it doggie-stye. Which wasn't the plan, but that's how she passed out.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on's- Curves, Intellect, and a fucked up sense of humor. Turn off's- Conservatism.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm pretty fucking cool.
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Opalc0coon
Lol, your headline!
Wynter_mac
SMOKE CRACK
Wynter_mac
Hope you can make it to my birthday show tonight at 8pm pst, see ya there ;]
Wynter_mac
'any nun that's a slow learner' thought you said you wouldn't give up the D to a person of slower calibur? ;] xo
Wynter_mac
I think you're a stupid cunt,
can't wait to see you on my big return this coming week, cunt!
xoxo