Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
a good sammich
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and central nervous system
Favorite Books:
Mysteries, history and bios.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Spanking my bad bad monkey. Talking to people in my imaginary blue tooth.
Favorite Songs:
Luther Right and the Wrongs, the Fuxedos
Favorite Movies:
skin flix
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
burned my lips on a tailpipe trying to blow up a car
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would go to the future
Hobbies:
Jerking it
Talents:
jerking it
Perfect Mate:
a live woman
Perfect Date:
Not gonna happen
Turn Ons/Offs:
ON: a hole
Off: a smelly hole
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm medicated now.