Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
life sucks then you die or get married
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
eating,farting,sneezing,smelling my farts,and my favorite picking my nose
Favorite Books:
Kamasutra
What I Like To Do For Fun:
haunt houses
Favorite Songs:
Wild Thing by the Troggs
Favorite Movies:
porno movies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
set a bag of crap on fire ring the door bell at front door of house. then watched as the home owner stepped on bag crap to put out the fire
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
on another planet
Hobbies:
re-arrange my sock draw....throwing rocks at cars...farting in elevators.....watching paint dry and my favorite watching grass grow
Talents:
start fights in bars.....start riots and my favorite job is converting virgins
Perfect Mate:
big boobs and buck teeth
Perfect Date:
going out to a candle light dinner with a beautiful woman and then excuse myself and leave the restaurant without saying anything and sticking my date with the bill
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn on farting turn off people
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a heart of tokens