waxypat
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
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Username:
waxypat
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Red
Eyes:
Green
Height:
76 inches
Age:
42
City:
Texxxass!
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Moderate
Drugs:
Heavy User
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Artist
School:
Art School Dropout
Favorite Food:
Spicy
Automobile:
Murdered Out Bicycle
Tags:
punk rocker, viking, music nerd, book worm, dork, dark, evil, panty sniffer, butt licker, spanker, young, freaky, respectful, male, funny, honest
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To experience all you can while you can, full-speed no brakes.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My bike, keeps me healthy keeps me clean.
2. Music specifically my record collection.
3. Some kind of artistic expression.
4. Books, all kinds comic and otherwise.
5. Filthy hard sweaty fucking sex.
Favorite Books:
H.P. Lovecraft, Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Henry Miller, Kurt Vonnegut, Anton LaVey, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman... Blah Blah Blah.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Well uh... Just your average punk rock viking from the moon... trying to destroy the world one yuppie at a time.
Favorite Songs:
Everything from Neil Young to Big Black.
Favorite Movies:
The Brood, Scanners, Videodrone, Dead Ringers, Crash, Eastern Promises, Eraserhead, Dune, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Lost Highway, The Game, Seven, Fight Club, The Living End, Totally Fucked Up, The Doom Generation, Nowhere, Splendor, Mysterious Skin... so much good shit from 4 directors.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I don't even know where to begin...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'm always where I want to be.
Hobbies:
At night I'm a member of a evil-mutant bicycle club that rapes the streets of Texas.
Talents:
Illustrator, misanthrope, waffle maker, neer-do-well, pervert, pedaler and panty sniffer.
Perfect Mate:
Someone genuine who loves punk rock, devoid of vain superficial bullshit and will let me tie them up and spank them and love it.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Love: Sad-bastard music, almost all documentary films, books with lots of pictures, tragic life choices, public urination, drunken good times, smoking pot and swimming, riding my bike after it rains, smelling girls, taking pictures of the people I adore, hot bowl of pho that makes you sweat, sleeping next to someone beautiful, doomy-gloomy music, onions when they are cooked just perfectly, pinball machines, water with a lemon, talking shit to assholes, meeting new people outside of you social group, brutal fucked-up honesty, hot coffee that taste good without sugar, fried eggs, girls with glasses, strangers who I pass by on my bike and say hello first, carrot juice, saying something shocking in group of people who are kinda uptight but end up liking you anyway... there's more but you know it's LIFE.
Hate: when people ruin public toilets for everyone else, passion fruit flavored anything, when guys wear bandanas around their wrists, when people tell me the fried rice is good here because fried rice is bullshit boring shit, dead puppies, red-neck white power assholes who think I'm one of them, mormons, musical comedy, mustard, flat tires, when gay guys think I'm homophobic, modern and classic rock radio stations, people who beg for money because they are lazy, unnecessarily shortened words, anyone who says I look like John C. Reilly, dub-step, when people tell me about their cats... also people who discriminate against other people based on race, sexual orientation, gender, type of car they drive, shoes they wear or lack of underwear.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fucking fun.
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