Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I don't know what the meaning of your life is, and to be honest, I don't care.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
nothing
Favorite Books:
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Provide wrong answers to anyone foolish enough to ask me stupid questions.
Favorite Songs:
The sound of a female orgasm.
Favorite Movies:
Modern day movies evolved from one of Thomas Edison's inventions. Haven't decided if he should be praised for it or cursed because of it.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I've done a lot of stupid things. But I have never done anything crazy.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere where people like you can't find me.
Hobbies:
Spending time in the wilderness.
Talents:
If I had talent I'd be famous.
Perfect Mate:
No such person.
Perfect Date:
Not worth the effort.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Intelligence/Stupidity
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Don't waste your time, I'm not interested.
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