xkandicake
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New Profile is xKandi!!!
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About Me
Username:
xkandicake
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Little in the middle
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Red
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
165 pounds
Height:
158 inches
Age:
35
City:
Miami
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Server
Favorite Food:
Italian, seafood, asian food.
Pets:
Two cats.
Automobile:
My legsus.
About Me:
This is literally copied straight from my OkCupid so that's why it's all datey and shit. :P
I'm Ashley, I'm 23 years old and I'm a Miami native. :P I'm a huge nerd, total feminist and I'm weird with a sprinkling of silly. I'm obsessed with Doctor Who, anime, film reviews, cooking shows, rainbows, blip.tv, Doctor Who, movies and Doctor Who. I make plenty of money so I don't need to be "taken care of."
I spend my nights sitting at home, smoking, watching shit online and hanging out. I like to go to bars, restaurants and to small get togethers. Never been much of a party girl, never been to a club other than Blue Martini. I want to start rock wall climbing and working out regularly. I cuss a lot, I tend to make sailors blush.
Also, I tend to message people and then...get busy and I get a lot of messages...soo....if I've responded to you in the past and just, *POOFED* TRY AGAIN. You may have gotten lost in my inbox!
I tend to fall for friends, so the way to get me is to just try to hang out with me. I honestly don't have a social circle so I'm trying to build that up. So taken people! Straight girls! Gay guys! Hit me up! I want friends too! :P
I have a short attention span for activities and I tend to plan things out for no reason whatsoever. I love to cook and bake. Odds are if you're invited to my house I will probably end of feeding you.
I love appetizers and seafood. I love classic rock and kandi. I can be found sitting in a corner, indian style, playing on my tablet and jamming to my Disney Pandora station. I'm a big kid, and speaking of kids, I LOVE THEM. I want them in the future. I love cats and animals. I like to sing in the car and I overthink things a lot. I want someone to sing Disney songs to me and text me lyrics that remind them of me.
I have a crazy memory and I like to collect things. I have tons of makeup and way too much nail polish. I love watching documentaries about social issues or religion and commenting on how stupid both are. I support FCKH8 and I won't tolerate slut shaming or other bullshit like that. I'm stubborn and awesome. I'm dorky and cute. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'll leave you love coupons and post-its with cute notes just cause I feel like it. Seeking someone who can buy me flowers and dance with me in the rain. I want someone to watch anime with and think up couples cosplays to do together. I want to go to anime cons and talk about why subbed animes are better than dubbed.
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Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Makeup. Food/ways to cook it. Internet. Doctor Who. Red hair dye.
Favorite Books:
The Fault in Our Stars, Divergent trilogy, I Hope They Server Beer in Hell, Geralds Game, A Million Little Pieces, Wicked, The Silence of the Lambs, The Hunger Games trilogy, The Sookie Stackhouse novels, The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice, Julie & Julia A Series of Unfortunate Events, Uzumaki, The Harry Potter series [I am a hopeless Potternerd and I plan on getting 2 Harry Potter tattoos], Naked by David Sedaris, and many more.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See hobbies. :P
Favorite Songs:
Pink Floyd, TOOL, Led Zeppelin, Lil Wayne, Cradle of Filth, Murderdolls, MSI, ICP, Def Leppard, Elton John, Linkin Park [first 3 albums], LADY GAGA, Panic! At The Disco, Sean Paul, Pitbull, Lords of Acid, The Doors, Charlie Daniels Band, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Pink, Maroon 5, Bob Segar, A Perfect Circle, Brand New, Three Days Grace, Breakin Benjamin, Jethro Tull, The Beatles, Jimmy Buffet, Godsmack, The All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Sean Paul, Pitbull, Kittie, Disturbed, Steve Miller Band, The Gorillaz, Savage Garden, 30 Seconds to Mars, Alice in Chains, Sum 41, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, NIN, Daft Punk, Queen, The Birthday Massacre, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice Deejay, Infected Mushroom, Billy Joel, Styx, Trapt, Evanescence, show tunes, I pretty much listen to a bit of everything.
-Food: I am a foodie, I will try anything.
Favorite Movies:
Frozen, Tangled, The Breakfast Club, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, From Hell, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pan's Labyrinth, Star Trek, Ratatouille, Animal House, The Shining, Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Coraline, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Suicide Club, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Julie and Julia, Moulin Rouge, My Fair Lady, Gone with the Wind, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, The Fifth Element, The Dark Knight, Chicago, Hairspray, A Clockwork Orange, History of the World Part 1, Young Frankenstein, Little Nicky, Minority Report, Grease, The Princess Bride, Fight Club, Interview with the Vampire, 300, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?, The Stand, Carrie, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Halloween, Session 9, The Machinist, Equilibrium and so many more.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In Italy, asleep after a long day of eating amazing food, reading, going for long walks and just being in fucking Italy.
Hobbies:
Makeup, cooking, baking, drinking, going out to eat, youtube, watching movies, watching tv shows, anime, going places and taking pictures, crafting stuff, cosplay, conventions.
Talents:
I'm an amazing cook, I do great makeup, I'm a great people person...
Also giving head. I'm really great at that.
Perfect Mate:
Watches Doctor Who obsessively. Can cook, Can afford to take me out and spoil me as much as I love to do to the people I love. Loves to eat and knows good food. Plays good video games. Loves movies and tv shows. Is a Disney addict. Loves to cosplay and is a convention addict. Someone who can film my future cooking show and help me edit vlogs and makeup tutorials. Someone who wants kids and wants to help homeschool them. Someone who wants to travel. Someone sarcastic. Someone romantic and spontaneous. Someone willing to experiment in bed. Has tattoos.
Perfect Date:
Spending the day exploring the zoo, a museum, Tropical Park or something like that. Followed by a late lunch/early dinner somewhere awesome and delicious with lots of drinks and food everywhere. Then we hit a strip club for a bit, have some drinks, share a champagne room and spend some money. Then we head to a club or bar to drink some more, end the night by fucking until we pass out. Wake up, fuck again, fall back to sleep.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
Guys: Smiles, backs, beards, arms, eyes, tattoos, piercings.
Girls: Legs, ass, eyes, smile, curves, funky hair, tattoos, piercings.
Other types: Kissing my neck, biting, dirty talk, slapping, choking, being called slut [if we've established a good conversation though! I'm a big feminist, call me this outright and I will probably block you unless I'm on some form of substance that makes me in a better mood.]
Turn offs:
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Cause I'm fucking awesome, duh?
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gottafat
what a gorgeous beautiful sexxxxxy hot woman thank you.
rockgeek
yor a slut with a mind and intrest of life that with make you a wide open women in a way to do all kinds of different fucking fuck fun on a fucking good day love to have you in a park or church how about a south dakota sub br like rapid valley big house single and have no kids no strings 5 day and we could party i have made in house at night light show thing with lasers and tie dye the ceiling L.E.D light and len's
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rockgeek
i love you sway a women in to a good sex and once i get the go i dive for her pussy and lick and suck to get you a pussy warm up to ram my shaft of cock
i if i can like to have my balls slapping you ass
or mouth chin or the other way your eye's ball i think that i would be doing a dubble balling eye ball my slapping you eyes buit it be fun
geminee4u
Sexy girl...like to see u more often
olbluballs
hey sexy wanna cam sometime lol
YaName4
Definitely FUCKIN AWESOME SEXY GIRL 
IvanCrack
a very hot girl ntmu