Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
don't overthink ; be nice and not too nice ; improve appearance (for personal edification / feeling good) ; stay calm because thinking gives you wrinkles
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
vapes ; liquor ; smiles ; cuddles ; & food
Favorite Books:
I'm willing to pretend that I have never read a book in my life (i might be well-read, and i'm not interested in discussing that on stream............or ever really)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
explore new places ; try new candy / food ; psychedelics ; stretching / working out ; acquire currency ; bask in the presence of my person
Favorite Songs:
Freak Like Me (NoMBe) ; Daddy Cool (Boney M) ; Somebody to Love (Jefferson Airplane / Lizot Remix) ; Kaleidoscope (Tiesto) ; L$D (ASAP Rocky); Leave the Lights On (Meiko) ; Rainbow (DJ Antone) ; Piece of Mind (A&B/Arty Remix); Nothing's Gonna Hurt You, Baby (Cigarettes After Sex) ; Not Awake (Will Sparks) ; Rojo (J Balvin) ; Last Night on Earth (Dada Life / Speaker of the House Remix) ; M.A.D.E (Lucky Luke) ; Phantom Lord (Metallica) ; Who's Your Daddy (Benny Benassi) ; DoTa (Basshunter) ; Loved You a Little (The Maine); Electric Feel (MGMT); Color of Your Soul (Griz); HIGH 4LERT (Grioten) ; 94 Bentley (St JHN); Ego Death (Polyphia) ; Switch! (GREEN ORXNGE, Ze66y, Kylof Sze); Shimmy Shimmy Ya (ODB); Situations (Escape the Fate); Long Way Down (W&W/Darren Styles) ; etc.
Favorite Movies:
Howl's Moving Castle (& almost anything by studio ghibli); Inside Out ; Donnie Darko ; Sausage Party ; Burton's Batman(s) ; most porn I've made ; the video of my live birth (i was tricked into thinking that watching this was normal, and used to do so annually on my bday ; there's a soundtrack/playlist, an attractive male dr, and like 8 women loudly/actively cheering like it was a sporting event ; one of the most beautiful natural births on tape according to my aunts ; ( nothing like that "miracle of life" crap they show in american public school health classes) ; mean girls ; the mitchells vs the machines ; the emperor's new groove ; frozen 2 (the sequel, NOT the original) ; memoirs of a geisha ; wreck it ralph ; wreck it ralph 2: ralph breaks the internet ; Party Monster ; Sweeney Todd ; Across the Universe ; Jungle2Jungle (some of Tim Allen's best work, imo) ; Suicide Squad (Jared Leto x Margot Robbie = <3) ; Zoolander ; 10 Things I Hate About You ; The Mask ; Kill Bill (& most of Tarentino's work) ; The Art of Flight (Travis Rice's doc about backcountry snowboarding) ; Clockstoppers ; any of the Futurama Movies ; Best in Show ; The Secret Life of Pets ; Over the Hedge ; Fight Club ; White Chicks ; The Notebook ; Rugrats go to Paris ; Scarface
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
climbed a crane to watch the sunrise ; fall in love ; take too many math classes ; sneaked into the world series to see a baseball game ; got eaten out in the stairwell of a religious facility ; tried to be perfect
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
probably like meowwolf of something (google it)
Hobbies:
masturbating ; eating ; shooting photos & videos ; exploring new spaces ; acquiring currency ; dancing ; finding new music ; sitting on my bed ; occasionally stretching / exercising ; pretending I don't exist ; overthinking ; talking to others on the internet ; minding my own business ; staying in my lane ; coming up with funny things i'll probably never say out loud ; learning how to budget ; learning to enjoy a life in which i'm medically recorded as having an "allergy" to serotonin (the neurotransmitter associated with "happiness")
Talents:
sleeping; fellatio ; giving foot massages ; answering questions without ever actually addressing the question that was asked (yet leaving the other party entirely satisfied with the response)
Perfect Mate:
perfection is an illusion
Perfect Date:
breakfast burritos on the beach ; VIP festival experience ; listening to new music together on a drive (preferably somewhere scenic, however i'm not picky); skydiving in scenic places; dropping L$D in a wonderful indoor setting involving a jacuzzi + bath bomb, choice snacks, colorful lights, fuzzy stuff, excellent music, and things that smell great
Turn Ons/Offs:
on: tell me i'm pretty, listen to me, buy me gifts, & send me funds unexpectedly (cashapp's on whiteboard *wink, wink*)..............
off: being rude, bullying, manipulation for selfish purposes, & eating loudly (unless it's my butthole)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm unnecessarily optimistic, and I'll probably send nudes if i like you