Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
buy the ticket, take the ride
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
food ; meds ; vapes ; beverages ; joy
Favorite Books:
I'm willing to pretend that I have never read a book in my life
What I Like To Do For Fun:
explore new spaces & places ; psychedelics ; stretch ; work out ; level up intellectually and emotionally ; fuck ; acquire currency ; bask in the presence of the love that connects us all
Favorite Songs:
Hans Zimmer; Goth Babe; Boney M; Enya
Favorite Movies:
scarface; the emperor's new groove; legally blonde; fall guy
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
climb a crane to watch the sunrise ; fall in love ; differential equations ; sneak into the world series ; cunnilingus in a church ; fly to a random city on a whim without a plan ; eat a 2ft sandwich in 20 min; make an offer to buy someone's family pet (how i got Simbini<3)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
probs the mountains or the beach
Hobbies:
masturbating ; eating ; acquiring currency ; nude hot-tubbing
Talents:
sleeping; fellatio ; foot massages ; finding a needle in a haystack
Perfect Mate:
perfection is an illusion and should thus be considered as an asymptote toward which we are ceaselessly striving
Perfect Date:
breakfast burritos on the beach ; listening to new music together on a drive (preferably somewhere scenic, however i'm not picky); skydiving in scenic places; dropping L$D in a wonderful indoor setting involving a jacuzzi + bath bomb, choice snacks, colorful lights, fuzzy stuff, excellent music, and things that smell great; having honey sucked off my nipples before I reciprocate by devouring it off of a rock hard cock
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ON: currency; compliments; compassion; coitus //
turn OFF: arrogant contrarians; willful ignorance; talking over me; smegma
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
you'll feel better about yourself