Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
well, in all seriousness i got to be better tomorrow than i am today
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
clean socks,
a sense of humor,
beautiful women that need no makeup,
good internet connection,
tokens to share
Favorite Books:
encyclopedia volume #12
What I Like To Do For Fun:
i hear the stars over Paris are sensational this time of year
Favorite Songs:
hair of the dog
Favorite Movies:
chaplin goes to burlesque
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
i went to your room and didn't say hi
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in your room introducing myself to you
Hobbies:
avoiding answering questions
Talents:
i can poop sitting down
Perfect Mate:
queen to e8
Perfect Date:
there is no perfect date
Turn Ons/Offs:
on is better than off
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i come with a lifetime warranty