Favourite Books: Anything by Ellen Hopkins

Favourite Music: Good Charlotte, Snow Patrol, Straylight Run, Mumford and Sons, Florence and the Machine, Skrillex, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Usher, Brittany Spears, Will.i.am, Black Eyed Peas, Pitbull, Kayne West, Nickelback, Theory of a Deadman, Three Days Grace, Children of Bodom, Lamb of God, Maroon 5, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Sean Paul, Flo Rida, Bruno Mars, City and Colour, The Holly Springs Disaster, David Guetta, Deadmau5, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Katy Perry, Kesha, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Metallica, Of Monsters and Men, One Republic, Usher, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, Pink, and so many more!

Favourite Movies: The Breakfast Club, Wanderlust, The Watch, Hangover, 21 Jump Street, American Pie,Ted, Jeff Who Lives at Home, This is 40, Identity Theft, Bridesmaids, Arthur, Just Go With It, Paul, Hall Pass, Horrible Bosses, The Change-Up, Crazy Stupid Love, 30 Minutes or Less, Harold & Kumar, Tower Heist, Get Him to the Greek, Jackass, The Other Guys, Date Night, Hot Tub Time Machine, Grown Ups, The Switch, Observe and Report, Hes Just Not That Into You, The Invention of Lying, Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, Step Brothers, Sex Drive, Role Models, Rush Hour (1,2,3), Knocked Up, Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Blades of Glory, Nacho Libre, Click, Talladega Nights, and more!

Favourite Stand-Up Comedians: Gabriel Iglesias, Aziz Ansari, Louis C.K., Dane Cook, Russel Peters, Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Margaret Cho, Brian Copeland, Jeff Dunham, Nick Dipaolo, Mike Epps, Katt Williams, Jeff Foxworthy, Jim Gaffigan, Zach Galifianakis, Bob Saget, Larry the Cable Guy, Denis Leary, Demetri Martin, Daniel Tosh, Joe Rogan, Brian Regan, John Pinette, Carlos Mencia, Sean Collins, Nikki Payne, Shaun Majumder, Danny Bhoy, Russell Brand, Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais, and so many more!

Turn-Ons: His lips, eyes, and muscle tone, intelligence, humor/jokes/laughter, playing with my hair lightly, a man who cleans up after himself (haha), interest in me/my thoughts/opinions, massages, ear nibbling, neck kissing, light tickling touches, dancing & grinding, when women and men smell good, when he grabs my hips and presses me against his body, cuddling naked, shower (I have a water fetish), intense make-out sessions, being aten out, rough but fun wrestling, being controlled, being in control, making me cum first/waiting for me to cum together.

Turn-Offs: Smelly breath, ugly teeth, overall bad hygiene, the word cunt, cockiness, rude/unsensitive comments, terrible spelling (just plain ol stupid people), someone who claims to have had sex with a lot of people, selfishness, pushing my head down below, being too rough without asking first, boring sense of humor, barely trying while giving me massages, disregard for anything I say, bugging me to do anal, not returning the favor whether it be foreplay, oral, or making me cum.