Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
STFU AND DANCE, PUSSY.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My Organs. Yah Idiot! Duh, right? Yeah, right. lol... wtf
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I'm a homebody. i'll take whenever the chance I get to sleep, eat chocolate, read and/or even go fuck your mom when I finish my homework. So yeah, I guess you could call me the girl next door, a temptress fo sho. Rebel without a cause. Ya, that's right. I have no idea what the fuck that means, but it sounds sexual. So, ya... That's me! Btw... Please Go Fuck Yourself.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Double penetration in the V. Sucked while getting fucked. Rubbed oil on 5 gorgeous ladies ;)...That's including myself ;) lol! Mooned Vegas. Watched Penn & Teller LIVE! Traveled all over the US, I never thought I'd even leave province before starting MFC. Bought Almost the entire Home Sense store.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Body language/reading people. Taking chances. Being a daredevil :P. Theater. Canadian Improv. Went to Theater of Dramatic Arts. Lap dances. Fashion, making homes and offices beautiful. I'm good. Seriously. Make up artist. Solidarity. I am also a handy woman? That sounds lame. Good 'ol homemade cooking. Yum! OH, Oh, Crawling around on the floor like a sexual panther in heat, while Eddie Van Halen gets his bangs trimmed and busts a load on his stomach. Story telling, obviously.
Bitch please. I fooled around with four of the hottest chicks in the biz at once. Suck it.
My laptop, vodka (potato and i'll keel yew). Catching up on tv shows and foreign movies... >.O
Preferably a man who doesn't ask to see "the bobs". Pervs.
Turn on: Biting,hair pulling,spanking,slaps,spitting,dominating, comfortable silences, the simple things such as being held, kissed, eye contact and that warm fuzzy feeling you get in your stomach when you're content. But of course that only happens if you fall in love, but remember that only happens to people who are pussies.
Turn offs: Pathological liars, story telling, stealing, begging, users, bottom feeders, really really bad hustlers, bragging, name dropping, bible thumpers, being ridiculed, passive aggressive dinks- hey, I can do that too! Mind games, and really stinky dinks. Seriously, wash that shit.Really awkward silences.
The smell of flatulence. Take beano. Fuck, please!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You don't want to know me.