CaliSteam
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Profile Headline:
Not a robot
Last Login:
1 year ago
Last Updated:
About Me
Username:
CaliSteam
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
785 pounds
Height:
7 inches
Age:
47
City:
Sleepy Hollow
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Moderate
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Separated
Occupation/Major:
Fucktard
School:
Yes
Favorite Food:
Hot Dog
Pets:
Hot Dog
Automobile:
Race car
About Me:
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Favorite Models:
Kallisti23rd
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I believe it is a cereal, a board game, and... no i think thats it
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Having all my senses about me, my right hand fingers, mercy be
Favorite Books:
The King James Bible. All other bibles can suck my big gay clit.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fuck up
Favorite Songs:
Joplin ragtime 24/7
Favorite Movies:
Police Academy 2
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Traveled back in time, met Hitler, tried to convert him to Islam. I was successful. unfortunately it did not stop the holocaust
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If??
Hobbies:
Who tf wants to know
Talents:
None
Perfect Mate:
Check, coffee, paper, team
Perfect Date:
February 2, 2020
Turn Ons/Offs:
Like the switch by the door!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
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CaliSteam
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CaliSteam
I just admired myself. How incredibly bland.