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Username: Chalk_Clit
CamScore: 9033
Gender: Female
City: Erewhon
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Occupation/Major: Consumer
Favorite Food: Green peas
About Me: I am a modern, virtual, digital, wireless, interactive, biodegradable, voice-activated, high definition, high quality, low rent, high maintenance, built to last, multi-cultural kind of woman.I am politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I have a lust for life and a personal agenda. I like rough sex and I like tough love. I take it slow, i go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got slide in my stride. I am ready to wear and i come in all sizes. I might be rude, but i'm the real deal. I am laid back but fashion forward. Non-believer and overachiever. I'm feeling. I'm caring. I'm healing. I'm sharing. A supporting, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver. I am hyperactive and from time to time i am radioactive. I tell lies, I eat junk food, I party hearty. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. And yes, I have lots in common with George Carlin :))
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My Schedule
Sunday I'm Usually online from 2:00 am until 7:00 am
Monday I'm Usually online from 2:00 am until 7:30 am
Tuesday I'm Usually online from 2:00 am until 7:00 am
Wednesday I'm Usually online from 2:00 am until 6:00 am
Thursday I'm Usually online from 2:00 am until 7:00 am
Friday I'm Always online from 2:00 am until 8:00 am
Saturday I'm Sometimes online from 2:00 am until 7:00 am
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? George Eliot
Favorite Books: I love poetry (Shakespeare, E.E. Cummings, Katherine Mansfield, Jacques Prevert, Dr. Seuss, Pablo Neruda etc), Russian writers (Dostoievksi, Lev Tolstoi, Gogol, Goncearov, Maxim Gorki, Cehov), John Fowles, Oscar Wilde, Aldous Huxley, Moliere, Jean Paul Sartre, Victor Hugo, Hans Christian Andersen, G.G Marquez, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Alexandre Dumas etc etc I also enjoy reading philosophy, self help books and biographies.
Favorite Songs: The Talking Heads - This must be the place
Favorite Movies: La Dolce Vita, The Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Mon Oncle, Snatch, The Sunset Limited, Dumbo, The Sound of Music, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Twin Peaks, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Life of Brian, Jackass, The Barber of Siberia, The Shining, Singing in the Rain, Amelie, Star Trek, Sailor Moon, Magnolia, Game of Thrones, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dr. Strangelove, Manhattan, The Mighty Boosh, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Louie, Y tu mama tambien, Du levande, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Snow Cake, The Aristocrats, Non ci resta che piangere etc etc etc
Hobbies: Thrift store scavenging, travelling, tsundoku-ing, wallowing in self pity, learning anything, wine and conversation, singing, dancing, collecting crazy costumes, getting old, watching movies, doing nothing.
Talents: Punchline annihilation
Perfect Mate: Somebody who is as madly in love with me as i am with him. Or Louis CK. Or Bill Bailey.
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn Ons: creativity, passion, wittiness, humor, sarcasm, curiosity, common sense, adventure, an open mind, gratefulness, relaxation, playfulness, courage, kindness, altruism, independence, naturalness, kisses, bdsm, good taste, sunsets, nerds, charming older men, role playing, the Universe, cheerfulness, positivity, flexibility, aurora borealis, a good physical condition, red wine, ginger pubes and snowboarders. Turn Offs: stupidity, ignorance, arrogance, rudeness, greediness, intransigence, anger, finance, addiction, ungratefulness, freeloaders, narcissists, slickness, gossip, inertia, fakes, injustice, impotence, stink, body builders, chauvinists, shaven chest-legs-arms, herpes, bad breath, rotten teeth, guys that are grossed out by their own sperm, garlic, centipedes, big cocks, misogynists, megalomaniacs, negativity, gold chains, dragon shirts, religion freaks and beer.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: There's a small possibility that we could change each other's lives. And I'm not always a complete idiot.
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Hey so I'm a non nude model, how do you get paid well? I've gotten scammed a couple times I even tried getting the money up front. Any tips could be useful I'm thinking about not doing this anymore. :/
where'd you go
A wonderful woman to spend time with funny interesting and highly intelligent.The lady is charismatic and elegant well travelled and beautiful Mora is glorious.
Babe, you, like, totally freeze my cheese. And no, I don't know what that means either.
Dear, great goddess... wow!
You are a Tsunami Mami, a Gracious Dacian, a Dizzy Fizzy, a Loopy Poopy, a Scary Fairy, an Unraveled Traveler, an Obtuse Muse, a Despotic Hypnotic, a Vain Pain, a Scrupulous Populist, a Mangled Tangler, a Cranky Prankter, a Flipster Hipster and an Indelible Malleable. I miss you terribly and I am glad you are still here.
I imagine that with the right guy
Hope your travels are going well and you have found your Japanese soul mate.
haven't seem U in ages and miss your wit . sarcasm, craziness, fireproof self belief ! Need to find u again Figgy
Disappointed, Tipped 55 on October 16, 2016. Thirty minutes pass...nothing.
Oh, if I should die tonight, Oh Mora, though it be far before my time, I won't die blue, Sugar, yeah 'cause I've known you. Oooh, oh, how many eyes have seen their dream? Oh, how many arms have felt their dream? How many hearts, baby, have felt their world stand still? Millions never, they never, never And millions never will baby they never will. Oooh, oh, I'm grateful that you're lovin' me. My one desire is to love you 'til I'm no longer here and never tired. Love has been so good to me. I'm so grateful!
Thank you.
Oooh Baaaaaby!
this was meant to be a snapchat.... still learning
Mora, You give us a reason to live. I know what Love Is.
Think about me, like i think about you. Romeo
Stunning, Intelligent and funny. what more can i say. xxx
a Non- Believer Overachiever with a Super Brain Power.!All I ever needed..My life is now complete. She is An Amazing life form that has changed my life for the better..Christopher Hitchens would have enjoyed your chat room as much as I have..I miss you And i miss 'Hitch"..Please I need More of Mora..!
She is the bee's knees AND the cat's pajamas.
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