Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Protip: Ctrl+F and input a key word in any questions you might have to read my FAQ in SPEED DEMON MODE (Example: Skype, Snapchat, private, squirt, etc.)
Do you have Paypal?
No, but you can buy tokens with Paypal! Just pick a token package, and choose Epoch for payment; from there you can use your Paypal account!
What's with the elf ears?
I'm an elf.
Will you do a penetration show in free chat?
No. For those who respond with "but, lots of models do it!": So don't ask a model who isn't into that sort of thing! Go visit those other pretty ladies!
What can I do if I don't have tokens?
Talk to me! I appreciate the company. Also,
for the artistically inclined fans, I love art gifts!
Do you have Skype?
Yes! Show rates are as follows:
1000tk/15mins of naughty play
1000tk/30mins of hanging out
What do you do in Skype?
You can choose to do anything I'd do in public; but you get to call the shots for the whole duration! Want to deny me orgasm? Watch me shower? Cover me in hot wax or cold ice? Spank me until my booty is red? Or do you just wanna play a video game together and geek out? You can choose any of this, and more! Just PM or MFC mail me and help me get an idea of what you enjoy!
Will you give me videos/shows/etc. for gifts?
No, sorry. I'm just like everyone else; no amount of panties and videogames can replace my need to eat and pay taxes. "I'm tipping X for you to buy Y" is also a no-no. Every tip I get requires me to take out a percentage to give to The Man, and none can save me from his fury. Also, don't even try "If I get you toys it means you can make more mone-" hahaha no. You're not the first to try that and you won't be the last. Please stop.
Are you really an elf?
Yes! However I do cosplay as humans from time to time.
What's your ASL and/or life story?
I'm Div, a Bosmer that hails from Vvardenfell! I was born in 3E 377 on First Seed(March) 31st. I am currently 304 years old and I live on Earth, specifically within the United States. I still make pilgrimages to Morrowind from time to time, as I consider it my true home.
Do you have Snapchat?
Yep! Please contact me via MFC mail or PM about this.
Can you squirt?
I cannot. Do not attempt to teach me.
Will you do [insert possibly illegal or definitely unhygienic sexual fantasy here]?
Lets get all of these out of the way in one go. There will be NO age play (under 18), bestiality, incest, fisting, scat/defecation, urination/watersports, humiliation, random object insertion, or bloodletting. I don't want to be your daughter, I don't feel the need to falcon punch my vag, and I REALLY don't want to bone a dog. I respect that everyone has their own fetish, but don't ask me to go outside my personal comfort levels.
Do you do SPH (small penis humiliation)?
I'm sorry, but I'm not yet a licensed bad girl. I want to be up front and tell you that I am unable to humiliate anyone as of yet (even consensually). I'll keep you posted on this one!
Can I private message you?
PMs are reserved for regs, private requests, or when I'm just off-cam. Please, if you want to say "Hi, how are you?" shoot me a message in freechat! We're all good people out here!
Do you do do privates/groups?
Do you do anal?
Yes, but rarely by request!
Do you sell panties?
Yes! PM me & ask about my free panty picture set!
Do you escort/meet?
Are you single?
Do you do custom videos?
Sometimes, yes! Just PM or MFC mail me and we can talk about what you'd like!
Do you have heels?
Do you open cams?
Yes, for 30tk/minute! If you are doing something extreme on the other end it is within my right to close the camera.
Will you do GG shows?
Yes! But please don't try to ask me to do a show with [model name here]. I will happily meet up with other ladies, but it has to be on our own terms!
What's your bra size?
I range between a 32B-C depending on who makes the bra. Women's clothing is absolute nonsense.
Can I see your ass/boobs/uvula?
I don't know, man. Can you? (Please commence your laughter. This joke will never get old to me.)