| About Me: ||
Welcome to Divalia's home; complete with pervy nerds and their lulzy antics.
Follow me for Twitter updates! I'll tell you whenever I'm online, when we have
special stuff up for grabs, and any surprises/raffles announced in-room will show up there! It's a
great way to be a part of our expanding group of win! Click the blue bird to find my twitter!
Welcome, Outlander! Enter at your (sanity's) own risk
In my room, we have very few rules and peeves, so please feel free to be yourself. Just please,
read through my profile if you have any questions, and at least read through my rules and do a
quick once-over of my FAQ list if youre the TL;DR type. Thank you so much, and enjoy the show!
* Be Respectful:
In my room, you may pop in on nudity, conversations (including debates), sexy dancing,
videogame playing, and who knows what. But remember this: I'm a normal girl, who's attempting to make
a living while having a hell of a lot of fun with my friends and regs. We're all here to enjoy
ourselves and trust me, people won't take it too kindly if you treat me like a vag on a stick, so try
to restrict that.
* Tip to Request!:
If you want me to show boobs, or fulfill any request you have, please
tip to do so! If I ignore your request it's because your only hello to me was a 'show tits', and
that's being a dick wherever you are. If I throw a buttcheek out for every random request, how am I
supposed to make rent and keep up with the rest of the room?
* Can't tip? Talk!:
You'll find very quickly that we're not particularly greedy or vengeful
in here. Talking about whatever floats your boat is welcome, and it doesn't cost a token to keep the
room alive. In fact, the more you interact, the more I recognize you and remember you as someone who
has helped out my room by being a friend.
I don't want to hear about this model or this member and how they royally piss
you off. Why? Because unless proven otherwise, I genuinely respond to all models and members with the
kindness that I expect to be shown in return. I do NOT insult other models, so if you're looking for
one of those girls who will laugh at the other girls with you, skip me. I'm not a shit-talker, and if
there's a model in my room, she's just as much a part of the conversation as any other member. But, if
someone comes in and acts a prick, sure, I'll counter-troll then ban the fuck. So really, there's no
need for flaming in here.
Now, that wasnt so bad.. Next are the
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Protip: Ctrl+F and input a key word in any questions you might want to ask me to read my profile in SPEED DEMON MODE
Can I private message you?
If you just wish to chat, I'd love for you to speak in freechat. Unfortunately, I've been bogged down
often with 20 'Hi, how are you's? So I now reserve private message for regulars, tippers, private
requests, or conversations that you would prefer be hidden from view. But, that being said, if I'm
off-cam, message away!
Do you have a wishlist?
Yes! Link is to the right. Once you get to the page, on the left you'll find a sidebar of my other wishlists (including gamer desires, clothing wishes, etc)
If you wish to send an amazon giftcard, send it to email@example.com and pick the items you want me to buy.
Trust me, purchasing anything off my wishlist will make me a very very happy Div.
ALSO! I am a reviewer at the toy site Eden Fantasys. One of the reasons I have my magic suitcase is because of their awesomeness. If amazon isn't your style, I have a wishlist at Edenfantasys too! Be warned- the site is filled with sex toys, lingerie, erotica, etc, so you might not wanna click the Edenfantasys image if you're at work. ;P
Do you have Paypal?
No. Paypal does NOT allow adult transactions, and it is also against the rules to 'accept other forms of payment' for shows.
Do you have videos?
Yes! Scroll down to 'video screenshots' to view the menu. ;3 Both in-room and offline tips can buy vids.
Will you do [insert possibly illegal or definitely unhygienic sexual fantasy here]?
Lets get all of these out of the way in one fell swoop. There will be NO age play (under 18), defecation, fisting, urination, bestiality, incest, or random object insertion.
No, I don't want to be your 12 year old daughter, I don't feel the need to falcon
punch my vag, and I REALLY don't want to go find my dog for you. I respect that everyone has their own
fetish, but I'm not breaking my personal moral code for you. Also, as for the random objects, I don't
care if you want me to wrap the cucumber(or hairbrush or whatever you were thinking) in a condom for
my own safety, I still say no. Unless it's in my box o' toys, it's not going in me. Any tryhards attempting to change my mind about any of these will be met with a swift banhammer.
What's your bra size?
I range between a 32B-32C. Ive been measured many times and told repeatedly that Im skirting between the two cup sizes, so basically it depends on the nitpicky details such as brand/bra type/etc. Bra shopping is not a fun experience.. T_T
Will you ever do a show with another girl?
I already have! I've visited the gorgeous GamerLana at her home for g/g shows before, and we have the sexy videos to prove it. ;D We are DEFINITELY planning on meeting up again so stay tuned for more ladyfun!
May I start a group?
I prefer groups only when I'm about to log off, or if there's some special reason for it. Otherwise,
I've found that groups usually leave me with an empty room and no progression to goal. So, unless that
somehow changes, groups are mostly a no.
Do you escort?
Absolutely not. I'm not a prostitute, so I won't do a meet'n'fuck. Plain and simple. One of my
man's few rules for me camming is that for my own safety that I do not meet with anyone met on MFC, even just for a date.
He's allowing me to be on here and be naked and playful for you guys every day I want, so respect his
rare wishes. (And inb4 'Cheat for meee/Lie to him/Whatever' No. Remember that part where I'm a human, not a vag on a stick. I would NEVER betray a significant other's trust, and I abhor those who would.)
Can we go private now?
Yes! Even if I'm not on camera, feel free to ask me about it. However, if you have under 200 tokens, I
hope you're not asking for an orgasm show, because it won't work. Supershort privates are welcome, so
long as you request something different than fapping. And PLEASE if you can, at least private message me to warn me first? I like not bolting out of freechat without giving my friends and fans a bit of a heads up.
What do you do in private?
What would you like? Usually, I get nakey and play, as most people desire their private time be spent
like that. However, in the past some people have taken me private simply to talk nerdy, show
appreciation, or just have some spontaneous one on one time. I always open cams when requested, and
privates are your time to tell me whatever you enjoy.
Where does 'Divalia' come from?
Divalia is the celebration of the goddess Angerona. She is the Roman goddess who relieved people from
pain and sorrow. A protector of Rome, she kept its sacred name a secret from enemies.
What can I do if I don't have any tokens?
Rate, admire, and talk to me! You keep me entertained, I hate talking to myself on a slow day! Also, for the artistically inclined fans,
I do love art gifts very much.
R U REAL??
Do you have heels?
Yes; I've been asked this so many times, I went out and bought a pair for the first time. Sorry for the delay, guys, I'm not used to buying girly shoes. If given the chance, I'd wear sneakers to fancy parties.
Will you do a penetration show for free chat?
I know some models penetrate in free chat, but by MFC standards, these
ladies can be fined and reported at any moment. I don't want to be one of the first models that MFC
decides to take the gavel to. Don't expect a penetration show in public in my room. That being said, you may always get naughty in private with me, so never
fear, Perverted Divalia is always here!
What's your name/location/life story pl0x!
I'm Saint Divalia the Nerevarine- call me Div! I currently live amidst the rubble of Vivec City. By now, I dont even smell the ash! I can
treat you with a homemade sweetroll and regale you on old battle stories if you so wish. Have I told you about the time I fought 100 angry guars at once?
Do you view cams?
Sorry guys but I dont view cams anymore. I am permitted to go c2c with my ladyfriends, however, so models feel free to request it. <3