Want to win CASH?!?! Read this!!!

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You all know that I don't worry about the MissMFC rank or camscore stuff, but there are some new awesome perks if we ever DO reach high ranks! If I ever end the month in the top 100, I will add up all your tips for the month and divide by 100. You will get that many tickets into a raffle with 3 winners for Amazon gift cards! The raffle prizes are as follows:

If we end Top 100:
First winner gets a $500 Amazon gift card!
Second winner gets a $250 card!
Third gets a $100 card!

If we end Top 50:
1st: $1000
2nd: $750
3rd: $500

If we end Top 20:
1st: $1500
2nd: $1000
3rd: $500

I just want to thank you all for everything you do, and show you just how much I appreciate each and every one of you!!!

Here, on the Island of Misfit Toys...

Welcome to Irisnation, your new favorite vacation. (Rhyming completely unintentional, but impressive anyway.) For those times when your boss is an overpaid dumbass and life throws you one problem after another, you can find solace here. Kick your shoes off, grab a beer, and share a few laughs.

You might notice that we do things a little differently around here. Everyone's welcome as long as you are respectful to my regulars and me. Laughing at our jokes is not demanded (but let's face it, we're hilarious). However, it will earn you brownie points. And because I don't like chocolate, those brownie points are useless. :) I do not sell friends list adds, because I don't think that you can put a price on friendship. (Sidenote: my landlord made me change this. So if you tip 33,333 tokies, you CAN buy your way onto the list. I don't think it's worth it, but at least it'll shut the ol' biddy up.)

Please do not let a lack of tokies stop you from hanging out. In Irisnation, you are not expected to tip every day or even every month, although it's always authentically appreciated. I cam because I genuinely love chatting with such amazing, altruistic people who I could not have met otherwise. It breaks my heart to hear about guys' tipping habits hindering them from paying bills or buying groceries. Don't let me be the reason you're living off of Ramen noodles. This brings up another thing - I know what it's like to work at a minimum-wage job, living paycheck-to-paycheck. And I also understand that to most people, money doesn't grow on trees. For this reason, I truly cherish every tip regardless of its size, because we (as viewers) never know what kind of situation the tipper might be in. I just hope it shows that every time we hang out (whether you tip or not) feels like a good day to me.

So quit stressing and have some fun!

Picture Sets for Sale

Burlesque: Professionally shot photos in a burlesque background. Big hair and makeup. 6 pics, 100 tk.

'Damn, those eyes are like windows to Heaven.' ~ Charlie W.

'Holy crap! You look like a movie star!!! Sexier than ever!!!!!' ~ Robert K.

Sexy Smexy: My sexiest album to date. Skin, skin, and more skin. (No nudity, just teasing) 8 pics, 250 tk.

'Sexy doesn't begin to describe these, Iris. I can truly say that I don't know if I am jealous of whoever took the photos or I feel sorry for them, because there is no way they could have come out of that shoot not turned on.' ~ Justin M.

'Um I think I'm gonna need some time alone with these.' ~ Jeff L.

Seattle: Professionally shot photos in the heart of Seattle. My favorite album, personally. Theres even bloopers at the end! 33 pics, 100 tk.

'Dear god, the close-up portrait is amazing! I knew your eyes are stunning - but simply wow. Wow! Astounding. Serious respect to both you and [the photographer] for the set.' ~ Colin M.

'Yay! I love the photos. Lots of smiles, happy playfulness, and sultry brooding' ~ David A.

Vampette & Iris: Vampy and I have fun with bondage tape and Star Wars masks. 9 pics, 100 tk.

'I didn't know what to expect with the two of you, but you totally wowed me. These pictures of you are non-stop fun. Thanks for reminding me how enjoyable it was watching you two.' ~ Justin M.