ImALilTeapot
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Short 'n Stout
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Username:
ImALilTeapot
CamScore:
532
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Little in the middle
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Hazel
Height:
61 inches
Age:
33
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Light
Marital Status:
Single
Favorite Food:
Best food EVER: The cheddar garlic biscuits from Red Lobster!
Pets:
My little Jack Russell, Bailey and my all white pussy cat Nina.
About Me:
My name is Lilly. I have known I was... different from a very young age. Come to find out, I'm a bit of a freak.
Outside of the sensual take on life, I am a huge history nerd. Specifically Ancient Egypt. Its my crack. It takes me over. Fascinates me. One day when I win the lottery I plan to major in Egyptology at the American University in Cairo.
I am a huge Bruce Campbell fan. He is my all-time favorite actor. I have a weakness for B-movies. I eat them up. If you have not seen it, you should watch 'The Room.' It is a masterpiece.
I am addicted to the sound of hair dryers and vacuums. If the lady in the apartment above me starts vacuuming, I ask everyone here to politely hush so I can listen to it. And I keep a hair dryer next to my laptop at all times so I can feel the warm air on me and listen to the soothing sound. Hair dryers and vacuums will literally put me to sleep. Anyone else have this addiction?
My hamburgers have to be flat. If they aren't, I have to smoosh them and make them as flat as possible.
It takes exactly 13 pepperoni's to make the perfect pizza. You put them in tic-tac-toe formation, then one in the center.
I have pulpuslacerataphobia. The fear of paper cuts. They terrify me. Chill me to the bone. I have a kanyption fit if I get a paper cut. I cry, and shake, and rock back and forth like an autistic child.
I love the arts: Painting, choir, theater, and what have you.
A lot of people don't understand my humor and often confuse my playful banter with bitchiness. But hey, if I am bitchy with someone, just means I like them. I guess not everyone is like that or can understand how that makes any sense. You can follow me on Twitter: @LillyTiaPotts
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funny, bbw, tattoos, piercings, sweet, sexy, miniature, short
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1: Coffee 2: My toys 3: My hair dryer. I don't know why, but I am addicted to the sound of it! 4: My phone. It is really sad how dependant on technology some of us have become. Lol 5: Internet. Again with the technology. Sheesh!
Favorite Books:
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Black Creek Crossing
Favorite Songs:
Any thing Queen, among others...
Favorite Movies:
All-time favorites: Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Evil Dead Trilogy, The Room by Tommy Wiseau
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If I could be anywhere right now, I would be in Cairo, exploring the pyramids!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
In the words of a giant, blue Robin Williams, 'You ain't never had a friend like me.'
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dick5589
yea get a wish list on amazon.com lii see what ican do ill check back
thursday
cybermonk
my girl said i could by you a cam cause she thinks your cute so get a wish list
VixenNips
Hey girl! Thanks for the encouragement!
ImALilTeapot
Awww Tom! You're one of the good ones. Thank you so much! Hope I see you soon, doll. 
TomCruize71
cock karaoke is ACE!! Lady Gaga can watch out!! LOL
ImALilTeapot
lol Hoggle! fo sho! The best!
cecil5150
welcome to mfc
turbohoggle
I love the cheddar bay biscuits at red lobster. 