JakeJohn
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Profile Headline:
I'm A Complicated Man, That Noone Understands Cuz I Win Here, I Win There, I'm Bi-Winning
Last Login:
2 years ago
Last Updated:
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About Me
Username:
JakeJohn
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Shaved
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
140 pounds
Height:
5 inches
Age:
40
Country:
Canada
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Professional Bum/Panhandler
School:
University Of Tampa
Favorite Food:
Sushi
Pets:
Yoshi
Automobile:
2008 BMW 335i
About Me:
Just a normal chill guy that works hard during the day, to live a comfortable and relaxed life. I own a house and 2 rental properties along with 2 vehicles. Work hard now, play hard later :)
Photo Galleries
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10 Photos
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Do whatever makes you happy. Even if it doesn't pay well, its worth doing if your heart and soul are pleased.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Cellphone, laptop, my cars, friends and family
Favorite Books:
The Game - Pick Up Artist Guide
The Walking Dead
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Throw hamburgers at people waiting for the bus
Favorite Songs:
Deadmau5, Skrillex, Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, Sander Van Doorn, Gabriel & Dresden
Favorite Movies:
Fast N The Furious and all Fast movies, Harold N Kumar Go To White Castle, Due Date, Hot Tub Time Machine, Dawn Of The Dead, All James Bond movies, Mission Impossible, I Am Legend, anything action
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Cow tipping. You gotta try it. Or move across the country for a girl.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Japan or Hawaii or Italy or Hong Kong. Somewhere asian and beachy.
Hobbies:
Cars, Music, Movies, Netflix and Chilling. Shopping. Vaping.
Talents:
Guess you'll just have to find out
Perfect Mate:
Someone who likes long walks on the beach, sipping pina coladas and dancing in the rain. Someone who loves to try new foods and dine. Maybe pig out on Thai food :P Someone who can twerk and be so sexy and cute but yet funny as hell like Aziz Ansari.
Perfect Date:
Pick her up at the door with flowers, we go to a Thai restaurant and pig out, followed by a quiet bar for a drink, we play laser tag together, we rollerskate holding hands, I drive her home and think about kissing her but hesistant, so then I start walking down the steps, then I turn around and call out her name and rush back to her and kiss her goodnight.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Girls who are cute and real, next door type. Nice round ass, nice big or perky small tits. Friendly personality and easy to get along with. Sarcasm and sense of humour are a major plus, along with being able to carry a conversation and also not afraid of being a nerd/child.
Turns offs: Hairy pussy, big ass nipples, slutty fake girls, stuck up bitches.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Cause I am awesome and did I say I am awesome?
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WantSa_Mor
Im here, where you at?
Sassysue2
Kisses
SexyMexMILF
I know you miss me, you can't say no :p
Tunergurl_4u
<3
KimmieBits
Boo!!! Hello my ninja lol! Miss you! MWAH!
HennyXOLy
Thank you JakeJohn! Glad you love watching my pussy, dont be afraid to send me a msg 