Meaning of Life:
Why are we here? What's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'.
What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?
Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes.
Well, a c'est le 'Meaning of Life'.
Is life just a game where we make up the rules While we're searching for something to say, Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.
In this 'life', what is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.
For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears, Sitting 'round with rien nothing to say
While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils Of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.
So, just why why are we here,
And just what what what what do we fear?
Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear, For this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie.
This is 'The Meaning of Life'.
~Monty Python~
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Literally? Water, air, food, sleep, going to the bathroom. Heh, just kidding. Hopefully some of you guys will appreciate my sense of humor. Seriously though: 1)MUSIC 2)HUMOR 3)COMPASSION 4)LOVE 5)SEX (not in order of importance)
Favorite Books:
Robert Heinlein books (The Moon is a Harsh Mistress; Methuselah's Children; stranger in a strange land, Time Enough For Love), Johnathan Kellerman books (the Alex Delaware novels), Stephan King (any), Mary Brown The Unlikely Ones, Madeline L. Engle, Patricia C. Wrede.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I'm in a band. We play shows in Dallas. I play a video game called Spore, I love poker and pool. I enjoy staying home and hanging out with my friends too. Sometimes that's the best way to let loose.I squirted 8 times in 3 hours. (that's my record as of 11/27/09)my do's and don'ts of private and group shows but here's a few don'ts to save you time asking. I am NOT comfortable with fisting, food products, potty functions, humiliating people, or being the dominant one. Other than that, just ask me. NO FISTING!!!
Favorite Songs:
I listen to a wide range of music. Most of my favorites are not very well known: Tool, Beck, Primus, Queen's of the Stone Age, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Nirvana, The Flaming Lips, Morphine,
Portishead, Muse, The Cure, Massive Attack, Animal Collective, NIN, David Bowie, Mr. Bungle, modest mouse, Robert Earl Keen,The XX, Pusifer, Michachu, Prince, A Perfect Circle, many, many more.
Favorite Movies:
Run Ronnie Run, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Visioneers, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, Pay it Forward, Ghostbusters!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
When I was 16 I had sex on the tailgate of my dad's truck. It was dusk and cars were driving by. I had a hole in my velvet pants and was just sitting on him. Then my neighbor walked up and started talking to us. I guess he didn't notice that I had a cock inside me!! It really turned me on.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be traveling in space. Exploring the far reaches of the galaxy. Landing on strange distant planets and collecting samples and stuff. Floating around without gravity!
Hobbies:
playing piano, playing with myself hee hee, working with clay, playing pool, general creative activities.... I try to do something that inspires me everyday. (don't tell anyone, but I'm kinda obsessed with video games...shhh!)
Talents:
I'm good at pole dancing, horseback riding, painting, giving head. I don't know if it's a talent, but I have a really soft tongue. *wink*
Perfect Mate:
Someone who can share and inspire me.
Perfect Date:
Going to a casino to play poker, nice steak dinner, drinks and a few games of pool, a night stroll near water where you can see stars, back to our room for steamy hot tub soak and then some intense sex. Fall asleep tangled up in each other. wake up and have breakfast! (that last bit is very important)
Turn Ons/Offs:
If you want to turn me on: lick my breasts, play with my pussy, lightly slap my ass, pull my hair, sometimes rough, sometimes soft, I love to see hard dicks, be versatile! Off's: licking my ears, being mean and extremely drunk people. pretty simple!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I've had numerous people tell me that I made a positive impact on their lives and that they were really glad they met me. It means something to me when people say such things. So when I first meet someone, my main interest is to be the sunlight through the clouds. Whether you're having a good or bad day, I intend to make it better. I enjoy being naked, so help me stay that way by tipping, and be nice, and we will all get along fine.