Oh, dear me, how unspeakably funny and owlishly idiotic and grotesque was that 'plagiarism' farce! As if there was much of anything in any human utterance, oral or written, except plagiarism! The kernal, the soul let us go further and say the substance, the bulk, the actual and valuable material of all human utterances' is plagiarism. For substantially all ideas are second-hand, consciously and unconsciously drawn from a million outside sources, and daily used by the garnerer with a pride and satisfaction born of the superstition that he originated them; whereas there is not a rag of originality about them anywhere except the little discoloration they get from his mental and moral calibre and his temperament, and which is revealed in characteristics of phrasing. When a great orator makes a great speech you are listening to ten centuries and ten thousand men but we call it his speech, and really some exceedingly smail portion of it is his. But not enough to signify. It is merely a Waterloo. It is Wellington's battle, in some degree, and we call it his; but there are others that contributed. It takes a thousand men to invent a telegraph, or a steam engine, or a phonograph, or a photograph, or a telephone or any other important thingand the last man gets the credit and we forget the others. He added his little mite that is all he did. These object lessons should teach us that ninety-nine parts of all things that proceed from the intellect are plagiarisms, pure and simple; and the lesson ought to make us modest. But nothing can do that. - Mark Twain

Music, coffee, games, books, Lina

Big reader, I got a kindle recently and it has about 700 books on it so far :D Dorky huh

Tie sleeping ducks legs together. (not really, but I'd like to do it just once)

Nightwish, Missing Heart, E-Rotic, Mozart, pavement, pixies, sonic youth, slint, the breeders, the mars volta, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Kyuss, Filter, Mozart

A Clockwork Orange, Gangs of New York, Goodbye Lenin, KickAss, The Watchmen, The Moon, Unforgiven, The Hurt Locker, Conan the Barbarian, 300, Donnie Darko, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Help! There's a Negro in my Mom #4, Superbad, Step-Brothers, Anchorman

I'd be Draculinaa's disco ball and I'd roll around after her.

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.

Liv Tyler. Liv, if you're reading this baby, come back to me. I'm so sorry I called you Arwen while we were making love, I won't do you like that no more :''(

The right woman, in the right place, at the right time.

Female Humans/ Anything else

I conceived the model name 'MaryQueenOfSquirts' and if you're a Scottish model, you may use it. Also, the model name iBate would be an instant classic. Not responsible if Steve Jobs sues you.