Meaning of Life:
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Air; 2. Water; 3. American football; 4. Steak and Potatoes; 5. An MFC account; 6. My undefeatable sarcasm; 7. My unwillingness to only count to five (5)
historical biographies, science fiction,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
invent 100% renewable sources of clean energy that will change the world ... and eat strawberry Pop-Tarts.
Adele, Sarah McLachlan, The Coors, anything 80's because I'm old ... hahaha
Caddyshack, Monty Python, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (the original three and not the crap sequels), Jaws
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
... hasn't happened yet, hopefully.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
lying next to the perfect woman
chatting with beautiful MFC models
besides satisfying women sexually??? Does anything else matter
loves me as much as I love her and the sex is amazing (yes ... I'm talking to you, my favorite MFC model!)
June 18th, because it's not too hot and it's not too cold. (Movie buffs that like 'Miss Congeniality' are laughing at this answer!!)
Turn Ons: Actual discussions about more than tokens - most models have brains as well as asses and should show them both.
Turn Offs: Hitting me up for tokens and privates 10 seconds after I enter your rooms and ignorant asshole men who don't treat these women with respect.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a lot of respect for all people unless they are total bitches or dicks.