I want the Mystery Machine! ): I don't have a car! lol
High Tippers: Single Highest - Highest Consecutive - Videos
In your tip note, put the title of the video. Rather Than Homework - I'm in my school girl uniform when I realize I just have to much energy to get my homework done. Instead, I grab my hitachi and dildo to wear myself out! 600tks
VIDEOS COMING SOON TO MFC! (See MyGirlFund in the meantime!)
Contests: The Story Contest Results have not yet been posted, only because I'd like the video to be a sweet surprise. :) Squeeze your's into my tumblr (oh bby) and you might still have a chance!
How old are you?
I just turned 21 on November 16! Got a boyfriend, sexi?
If your question is actually, 'will you be doing porn any time soon?' the answer is no. There will be no penis' featured in any of my upcoming plans. The answer is still no if you're wondering if I'll be dating you! Otherwise, I don't wanna talk about it! You can just guess! Do you Skype?
The easiest way to answer this is NO. I do have a skype and I'll use it as a treat for wishlist purchases or similar, but I will not give you a show there for payment via paypal. No way are you a nerd!
I will not prove myself by jumping through hoops, answering questions YOU think a Nerd should know about LOL or Star Trek. I was born a nerd, and I'll probably be one until I die (psh, nothing wrong with it, either!) so whether you think I'm a nerd because I can't stand strategy games, you can keep your opinion and fondle it when you're lonely at night. How often are you on?
This is so hard to answer! Let's put it this way, I get on when I'm horny. That could mean I get on every day of one month, and that I don't get on once the next. I don't try to be sporadic, but you guys have fun with me because I'M having fun. Can I talk to you on other platforms?
There are a few options, actually! I have a twitter, which I check pretty regularly, and respond to DMs, sometimes @ replies, and retweets. If twitter is not your forte, I also have tumblr. At this moment in time, I don't offer any of my messenger screen names. Will you do 'this' in private?
Every thing depends on my mood! The best way to get an answer to this question is to ask me in public chat, or discreetly in a tip note. Can I meet you in person?
NO. NONONO. This will never, ever happen. We can joke about it all you want, dream and imagine and lust after what it would be like to meet, but we will not. If you're looking for someone to eventually have a relationship with, it is not me.
Hey there, tiger. My name is Penny and you, my friend, are in for a good time. In my room, I like to dance around, play games, sing (sometimes, with a guitar or ukulele), and chat about technology, video games, politics, and the like. If you like loud rooms where something is always happening, you have found the right place. Stop in and ask me how I'm doing in Skyrim or how my novel is coming!
(More about the novel) I'm currently working on a few projects, my main focus being my Apocalypse novel (of the Zombie variety, to be exact). I spend a lot of time researching for my book, and I hope, someday, it'll be nestled on your bookcase. I can dream! Toys! I have a few toys for you to feast your eyes upon, but my favorite it my G-Spot Vibrator. I cum so many times when I play with this cute pink toy, and ribbons of pure ecstasy spill out of me. Not something to miss. I have a Hitachi, which I plan to use quite a bit in the future. Along with those, I have my fleshy dildo, miscellaneous clitoral vibratos, a purple butt plug... and that might be all. haha! I looove to play, and you will, too!
If you think you like me, find me on other websites. :) I am a riot, I assure you.
I don't think there's a 'meaning of life'. I think we're created through a science. A marvelous, incredible science, and we live until we die, and that is all. We do what we can to make sure our future science projects can have a more comfortable life, but that is all we can do.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
First and foremost, as I'm sure you expected, I cannot live without my iPhone. Furthermore, the internet. What use would my iPhone even be? Perhaps art. :) If I'm allowed to suppose art is a 'thing'. I couldn't live without flowers! I fall in love with people who give me flowers. Lastly, but certainly not least(ly lol), my life would be unlivable without... hot fries. There, I said it. You knew it was coming. haha!
I read quite a bit, so forgive me if I have trouble picking favorites. I loved Harry Potter (of course! lol), and anything by John Green. I like young adult fiction, and fantasy. I like faeries! I always enjoy the antagonist. I call myself a sapiosexual, if I may, in that I'm attracted to intelligence and for some reason, the bad guys are always smart... lol
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Daddy, I make you cum for fun. ;b
ahhhhhhh, The Rocky Horror Picture Show is my all time favorite movie, with Labyrinth, Beauty and the Beast, and various other Disney movies following closely behind. lol I'm a child at heart, remember that!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I sneaked into a neighbors house while they were away on vacation! Shhh! They still don't know! lol
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
IN THE BATH TUB!! Duh!! hahaha, or Sweden. Or France! OR ANYWHERE BETTER THAN HERE, DAMN IT.
Believe it or not, I like to make weapons I might use in a zombie apocalypse. I promise I'm not weird!! Sometimes, I knit, but usually, I knot ): haha I like to smoke!! Not cigarettes. But. Yaknow. lol I love the whole process. It's intoxicating. Nothing is prettier than vasts amounts of thick, white smoke pouring out of plump red lips. I like plump red lips. Do you have them?
I can lick both of my elbows ;) I dabble a little in music. Maybe if you're nice, I'll sing you a song...
My perfect mate is someone who will cook me dinner, and just lay back and play videos games with me. Sometimes, I like to go out and party, but I like to be entertained at home, too! Watch a comedy with me! I love to laugh!
I've never been to a restaurant and sat down to order wine. Not once.
long, curly hair (on the ladies! sometimes guys, too!)
don't be arrogant! I'm probably ten times smarter than you in reality, douche bag. >(
understand that I can not cum at the drop of a hat. don't repeatedly demand me to ten seconds into a private. I will ban you to hell and back.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can make you laugh, and it's my favorite thing to do, to put a smile on someone's face. :) I'll always make you happy.
you are really cool girl penny, i had so much fun talking to you about scenario of dakota, jim carey and alan rickman hahahhaha. and of course hangwoman. it was fun meeting you ps next time i hope u can play this song on your ukelele http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYgr_iGATB4