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Profile Headline: A man is defined by pain, reason is his cure.
Last Login: 7 years ago
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About Me
Username: SarcasmSlacker
Gender: Male
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Shaved
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 76 inches
Age: 47
City: Horsham
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Moderate
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Co-Founder and Grand Bastard Pontisex of The Holy Army of the Sussudian
Favorite Food: Italian and Chinese
Pets: 3 cats-the meowmaggedon
Automobile: 02 toyota solara
About Me: Photobucket
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Pure emotional content. It is like a finger pointing the way to the moon. If you concentrate on the finger, you will miss all the heavenly glory.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: 1.Videogames 2.coffee 3.cigarettes 4.computing 5.books
Favorite Books: Anything by Robert Heinlien, Atlas Shrugged, The Art of War, Ender's game, The Long Walk, America the Book, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Dante's Inferno, Paradise Lost
What I Like To Do For Fun: Photobucket This. Reading, Writing, Drawing, Video games, arguing.
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Favorite Movies: Photobucket Photobucket
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Photobucket
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: 1999
Hobbies: I game therefore I am. Photobucket
Talents: Photobucket I am good at Sarcasm, Laziness, Cynicism, Irony, Chattiness. I am bad at but still draw, play musical instruments, write.
Perfect Mate: I don't know. The odds are against me ever finding out.
Perfect Date: Photobucket
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn ons: eyes, hipbones, flat stomachs, intelligence, humor, discussion. Turn offs: Stupidity, ignorance, preachy people.
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YEEAAAAHHH!!!


Revenge is sweet.
put shoe on mango elephant vodka! I still can't stop laughing about that shit...


Kombat Time!
Not sure wtf this is.. but seemed fitting 4gifs.com
So I got The Moon is a Harsh Mistress finally lol
Or this:
I guess this is the place where I would whore myself in hopes that others will gain interest, other than yourself of course. Well, I suck at that. So here is this. Sexy ^.^
WALL CHERRI POPPIN' ACTION!!!

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