Meaning of Life:
42, is there ever another answer?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
-those I love and treasure
-my fiber optic internet
My favorite book of all time is 'The Giver'. I mostly read historical non-fiction. I like things like 'Hidden History' as well. The most recent fiction book I've gotten into was 'Timeline' but I refuse to watch the movie.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
wander the internet, specifically Wikipedia
play with makeup
crafty Pinteresty bullshit
Music is awesome. I have weird tastes, ranging from German Metal to Russian Pop.
Fight Club, Day Watch, Night Watch, The entire Bourne series, The Dish, Henry Fool, Fay Grim, Aeon Flux, Pitch Black, Greenfingers, Hackers, Sugar and Spice, Burn After Reading, Cashback, Hellboy, The Ocean's series, Run Fat Boy Run, Penelope, The Resident Evil series, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Besides getting naked on the internet? Moving 2000 miles away from my family.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a little bit bigger place with fewer neighbors
surfing Wikipedia, learning, math, my xbox threesixty, punctuating with emoticons, watching Netflix Instant, listening to loud industrial/metal music followed by happy foreign pop music, attempting to learn new languages, animal wrangling (obviously), writing lists, hanging out with my husband without whom I'd forget to eat and never go anywhere
I can balance my checkbook with my breasts (I have photographic proof)
I'm pretty good at learning bits of new languages
I am very good at math. Like... scary good.
Someone who is kind without expectations, who isn't overly judgmental and has a sardonic sense of humor.
Honestly, good food + Netflix and chill
turn ons:being treated nicely/gamers/geeky boys with beards (NOT neckbeards)/IKEA Nesting Instinct - nice clean lines/my sexy TV setup, nice deep bathtubs
turn offs: people who are assholes/animal cruelty/messy messy messy people
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a laid-back person who likes to hang out and chat. I'm honest and I will talk to you as long as you are not a cocksnack.