TorchtheWitch
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Sexy, adorable, insatiable, deplorable. Down n dirty, sweet n sensual red blooded, red hot Witch
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About Me
Username:
TorchtheWitch
CamScore:
1316
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Red
Eyes:
Green
Weight:
130 pounds
Height:
64 inches
Age:
55
City:
Vancouver
Country:
Canada
Sexual Preference:
Bi-curious
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Comedian, producer, writer, teacher
Favorite Food:
Smoked salmon, raspberries, dark chocolate
Pets:
Olive the Cat
Automobile:
2015 VW Golf
About Me:
I started stripping at 18, became a Jesus Freak at 34 and at 49 I got into kinky sex.
So basically my life is a Jesus sandwich on slut bread.
With lots of mayo.
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Hot Redhead, Ex World Champ Stripper, Dancer, Torch the Witch, Wild and Free, How To Fuck A Real Woman, Goddess, Queen of the Strip Tease, New Model, Arousing and Sensuous, Charming and Hilarious, Big Beautiful Breasts, Red Bush, FUN, Badass and Bold, I Like The Toys, Let Me Tell You A Story, I Love Sexy Lingerie, Mutual Masturbation is Hot, Best Hair in Rock n Roll, Interesting As Fuck, Intelligent, Slightly Crazy, Enthusiastic Exhibitionist, Super Slut, A Real Live Witch, Spiritual, Creator of Sex Magic, Curvy Like a 72 Stingray, Hopelessly Hot and Horny, Positive Vibes, Sexy MILF
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There is always something bigger and always something smaller. Speak truth with love and laughter!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My daughter.
My tarot cards.
SEX.
Comedy.
My awesome closet and it's contents.
Favorite Books:
The Ethical Slut, Mists of Avalon, 1491, Revolution From Within, Ball Four, The Man Who Outgrew His Prison Cell, Mister God This is Anna, Dance of the Dissident Daughter, Leaders Eat Last
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Beach combing, getting dressed up to go dancing, getting dressed up to go literally anywhere. going to stand up shows, threesomes. Netflix. lol
Favorite Songs:
I like it all but country. Huge Beatles fan.
Favorite Movies:
Rudy, The Fisher King, Six Degrees of Separation, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Breakfast Club
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Too many to list!
Stand up.
Stripping.
Started my own business.
Marrying my second husband was pretty fucking crazy.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would stay here where I live because it's the prettiest place in the world!
Hobbies:
Stand up comedy (performing, producing and watching!) drumming, writing, reading, perving sexy pictures, learning about human sexuality!
Talents:
Former World Champion Stripper - kick ass dancer!
I'm an excellent writer.
I can make you laugh, cry and think.
I can make you lose your mind with arousal.
I can deep throat like nobody's business.
I can hold a handstand for 9 seconds. (The goal is 30 this year.)
Perfect Mate:
Me, only male. And TALL. I like 'em brave. And sexy. And very masculine.
Perfect Date:
Stand up comedy downtown in the summer , the street's blocked off so all the people can walk on the road. Meandering and people-watching. Making jokes. Kissing. Groping. A little dancing. A makeout session against some wall or a tree. And the piece de resistance, an hours-long, primal, hot, sweaty, kinky, rough, sweet, mind-losing fuck.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons:
when a man can carry me up the stairs over his shoulder caveman-style.
Thoughtfulness.
A lovely cock.
Dancing!
Turn offs:
All bigots.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I literally wrote the book on Awesomeness. You can buy it on Amazon.
I like people to see how awesome they are. I like encouraging people!
I'm funny, intelligent, caring, self-aware, clever, entertaining, empathic, witchy, fun, sensitive, bold and brave as fuck, horny, curious and I love men. I'm also quite modest.
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xxxpaulie69
ive never read a profile like that you stand out from the rest. im going to have to get to know you now and see you naked take care
Franklin1973
Hello and welcome to MFC! I look forward to meeting you! You come highly recommended by DaniBrasshole who is a dear friend of mine! May all of your endeavors be fruitful!
TorchtheWitch
lovemoanae, Thank you for your kind welcome! DANIBRASSHOLE is an absolute sweetheart!
TorchtheWitch
Luksan, thank you for introducing yourself! I look forward to it as well!!
lovemoanae
Hi TorchtheWitch welcome to MFC and you have a awesome profile my friend DANIBrasshole wanted me to rate and admire you and wish you great success on MFC
Luksan
Hello...torch..look foward to meeting you when youre on... Dani sent me to say welcome
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TorchtheWitch
Thanks DAni! It was sh0rt but sweet! Pretty damned fun actually!
DaniBrasshole
you go girrrrrllll