Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
to find out the meaning of life
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
pussy
ponies
food
water
beer
Favorite Books:
any pony fan fic . oh and scott pilgrim vs the world
What I Like To Do For Fun:
shove a fist full of baby carrots into the black of my ass hole
Favorite Songs:
rise aginst , disturbed, a7x ,and DRAGONFORCE
Favorite Movies:
sucker punch
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
shit between blowing my self up jerking off in an armored vehicle as a bunch of girls watched i really don't think your ready to know
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
back in the fucking USA
Hobbies:
fucking , raping ,pillaging , shooting ,and burning afghanistan to the god damn ground
Talents:
i could tell you but id rather show you
Perfect Mate:
any one who thinks they are as fucked up as me and can prove it
Perfect Date:
she never saw me coming . it was to easy to catch her out of the bar and sweep up behind her with the rag of chloroform . as she went limp i threw her over my shoulder . the best part when some one saw me carrying her away all i had to say was ' come on home sweety your to drunk ' best date ever
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons : water , rape , bondage , and doing un sexy things in a sexy mannor
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
you will never find a more bad ass and yet disturbingly honest fucker on the planet